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Glave
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Glave
feels like kinda being made to masturbate to things that my dick can't empathize with.
Oct 27 2017 10:26 PM
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PervySageChuck
Well, I asked that tree if it did not want me to violate it...
...And it said nothing, so I took that as it's willingness for a consensual act.
Now... If I could only find some way to have my way with that tree without getting so many splinters in my dick... ~sigh...~
Oct 27 2017 10:35 PM -
Glave
what a shy tree. but i guess shyness is the virtue of good soul. so you might have found the one, you lucky dog.
you might use 3 layer condom or more, and may your love with the bear fruit.
Oct 27 2017 10:43 PM -
PervySageChuck
I'd be more than happy if I could just remember where I put that pair of Heavy Duty, Zircon Encrusted Tweezers at!
Oct 27 2017 10:46 PM
Glave
well fujoshis be happy cuz naruto and sasuke blows each other in the latest episode
Oct 29 2014 05:22 PM
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Kannade
DUN SPOIL IT FOR ME. I HAVENT READ IT YET AND IM STILL WAITING FOR SASUKE AND SAKURA TO GET TOGETHER
Oct 29 2014 07:46 PM -
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OMGWTFBBQPONIES
Nah, it's all Josh keeping himself from responding. So willpower. Much kill. Wow.
Oct 24 2014 05:19 AM -
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PervySageChuck
I try NOT to kill threads...
DESPOIL and DEFILE them, maybe, but not kill!
Oct 24 2014 06:26 AM
Glave
i just got ntr'd. my pizza left me for the floor. they bare their body and latch into each other in front of me and pizza was enjoying it while the fucking floor dirtied, sullied all her body. why this is happenning, i don't wanna live anymore ;_;
Oct 17 2014 07:56 AM
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Glave
But the floor had blown all of his dirty load all over her, i don't think i could ever touch her without feeling disgusted anymore ;_;
I thought she was the one for me. And i love her too. Why did she left me for that dirty bastard? ;_;
Oct 17 2014 08:07 AM -
PervySageChuck
Then you should dump her sorry ass and find a new girlfriend.
May I suggest that you go Hawaiian and get romantically involved with a slice of ham and pineapple pizza?
Oct 17 2014 08:52 AM -
Crouching Bacon
I wish I could overhear actual conversations like this in Shakey's.
Oct 17 2014 09:54 AM
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Joker V. Phantom
I really wish I could shove some people's faces into your biggest fecal matter.
Sep 27 2014 02:26 AM -
Glave
if a time came when you could shove people's faces into it, my fecal matter would be more than happy to oblige :>
Sep 27 2014 03:55 AM
