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Asor al ed Ergnas

Asor al ed Ergnas

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#1498672 [OOC] The Crimson Century

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 20 February 2015 - 07:58 AM

Expect a character from me in the next week or so.




#1357594 [RP] Unforgiven - The Sinner's Ball

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 07 September 2014 - 03:57 AM

Triple A's Wacky Prison Adventure!

"Yah honah. These here accusations against my client, Madame Afropenny, are unfounded! Unfounded Ah' say!" said Triple A, wearing a monocle, fake mustache, top hat, and a shirt that said "Free Walt Disney" and him encased in carbonite. slamming a fist down upon a table with gusto. "Ma'am, please return to your seat."  said the Judge with a tired voice. "I will tell you for the final time, PLEASE  take your seat." the Judge said with tears in his eyes nearly. "Now now, ah'do understand that yah honah. But give my client one more chance to exfoliate herself." Said Triple A, serious as all hell, hands behind her back, immersed within her persona; and pacing. The jury laughed and the Judge held his head within his hands. "Don't you mean you'd like to 'explain' yourself?" he said waving his hand in mild confusion. "Mahself? OBJECTION!" cue dramatic point from Triple A. "Ah'm not on trial here yah honah. My clinet," Triple A gestured to a cardboard cutout of herself "is the one being tried in this here court! Sure she's had herself a few run ins with the so called 'law' in these here parts, but she's a good'un! " some of the Jury nodded with her sentiments, to herself. A fact they had forgotten quite readily thanks to Triple A's utter insanity.

 

"Ah'lls 'm askin', is you fine people give this poor gal another chance to redeem herself. Tha only crime that has been committed here, was having some fun. Ah' do rest my case." she said, bowing as the judge just cried tears of relief. As Triple A sat down next to her own cardboard cutout, she nudged it with a smirk and said, "We got this in tha bag, chief! Those buttheads will never lock ya up!" she said, in a very loud whisper. Nudging the cardboard cutout again with earnest, it fell over; and Triple A bust out in absurdly obnoxious laughter. Three minutes later, the jury came out. "Guilty." The Judged slammed the Gavel down and said "Finally, time to send you on a long vacation!" he said with renewed relish. Triple A jumped up and ripped off her disguise, and her shirt in the process. whoopin-and a-hollerin'. "Wait! I was the defendant the whole time! Take me on vacation! Take me. Take me. Take me! WOO!" and jumped around ecstatically, bare breasts jiggling as well. Drawing much the attention of the jury, judge, and the other members of the courtroom. "Vay-Cay-Shooooooonnnnnn!" she gleefully yelled, skipping along with the guards who were taking her away. As the courtroom emptied out the judge just sat there. Hating his life for this trial. As he tried to shake it off, he heard a strange voice. It was from the cutout. "She's a terrible lawyer, isn't she?it said. As the Judge just nodded his head in agreement.

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Triple A gazed across the yard with wonderment. "What a terrible resort!" she said, blatantly ignoring everything anyone else was saying. Some serious looking lady was throwing out advice and rules. "I just wanna know where I can lie on the beach!"  she grumbled to herself. She looked around though a little more closer. There were a lot of strange and interesting people around the huge yard. It looked pretty bleak though, to be honest. "If they hadn't taken my crayola away, I'd make this hotel look so much more happier!" After they were free to do whatever, and removed their restraints, Triple A skipped her way over to a nice lady who seemed to be helping out her fellow lady resortees. "Hi! I'm Triple A! I like cartoons and candy!" she said cartwheeling around the nice looking lady, "Er...the more the merrier I guess. My name's Coco and - WILL YOU STAND STILL!" the so called, "Nice Lady Who's Name is Now Coco" roared out at Triple A. Dejected, Triple A hunkered down on the balls of her feet and hugged her knees. 

 

The lady named Coco kept talking nonsense. "Ah, where was I? Oh yeah. You all seem like sweet gals, but this place eats cutie pies like you for breakfast. I'm a member of the Hive, a group of girls like you who work together to keep each other safe and I'm making a one time offer for you newbies to join us. It's simple really all you have to do is swear loyalty to our leader, Queen and we'll protect you from all the other nasties! Waddya say?" she finished, apparently making some type of offer....

 

........."Soooooooo whatcha sayin' is that you are offering me the primer resort package? This seems to include cutie pies as snacks, complementary breakfast, and other nice ladies who will massage my back for me? While making sure my stay is comfortable as possible and not letting anyone be meaniefaces? You guys seem like THA BEST maids I could ever want! I don't know about swearing loyalty to any Queens though. I tried it once, and this old wrinkly lady just asked me 'What are you doing in my room?' and I was like 'Oh just trying to be knighted' and she was like 'Well get out.' and I was like 'Can I plz has knighthood' and she was like 'No.' and I was like 'Balderdash' because that's something they say ALL THE TIME in England. THEN EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE praised her and said she was Great Queen, she kinda just sat there and waved when I saw her on the TV during a Loony Tunes commercial break. Wouldn't even knight me! Bollocks is what I said! SO I TOOK HER DOGS! Served her right.OH! who's going to feed Sir Flapjacks and Lady Butterbottom while I'm here!?! You guys have a Phone? Does this come with the Primer Package? Just tell me where to sign! Those dogs are ROYALTY and need to be fed STAT!" said Triple A, in about 30 seconds very rapidly in a single breath. She then proceeded to roll around Coco and the other girls chanting "Feeeeed the doooooggs, bucket, or bagg, bucket, bag, bucket, of chooowwww!"




#1355291 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 03 September 2014 - 07:30 PM

Since my group hasn't posted, I'll kill the giant by myself.

 

Ballin'.




#1354201 [OOC] Unforgiven - The Sinner's Ball

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 02 September 2014 - 02:40 AM

Spoiler



#1352873 Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 30 August 2014 - 04:49 PM

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"...and in other news. The Notorious Hacker Decepio strikes once again. Authorities traced his IP address to a well known slave trading ring in Southeast Asia. It is unknown how Decepio managed to do this, but authorities are baffled none the less. This isn't the first incident of the "Superhero Hacker", doing such a thing. Just in the past year he has shut down more than seventy highly illegal operations, worldwide. Ranging from drug and human trafficking, terrorist organizations, and once even an animal fighting circus. Officials say it puts them in a awkward position because though he may be doing good, the way Decepio takes action is both highly illegal, and immoral. One United States Official stated, "The problem is that he breaks through our most secure systems with an ease unseen before. He can access or reveal information and destroy nations, and put innocent lives in jeopardy. Regardless of his "noble" actions, the hacker by the alias "Decepio" is a menace and should be stopped." The Hacker in question, has not replied to efforts to be interv-"

 

Yugari Tenasi tapped a button on his 3D interface, and it shut his news monitor off. . More drivel from the media. Plus he needed to focus his efforts on building a robotic leg for his uncle. He enjoyed background noise, but that wasn't the right kind of distraction. Instead, he pressed another button, and swam his finger in a semicircle around it, and after a few seconds, music began blaring.  Nodding in time with he music, he used the modeling interface to run a simulation of the current version of the leg. "Initiate controlled walking animation." He muttered to his computer. It showed a plain white figure walking normally down the street with the robotic leg. "Add in obstacle parameters. Hinder walking animation." Tensai said aloud, tapping a pencil on his nose. On the screen, the sidewalk created a pothole, in which the leg fell into. The Model struggled for a second, but then the leg ripped out of the sidewalk; along with half the pavement. "Ahhhh darn. End Simulation."

 

He waved his hands across the simulation and modeling data, and dropped it into a WIP folder. "If Uncle were to actually even use the leg, he'd only use it if it were as strong as anyone else. Oh well. We can work on that later. Tyrone, let's see my emails." Instantly a very empty folder opened up. "Ah. Right. Drop Data Walls, remove spam, and reroute IP to one of my selected list of targets. Go for something subtle." these commands were followed flawlessly. As the data walls dropped, The email folder was flooded with over 20K emails. But after 2 seconds, only three remained. One was his service fee from The World Collective, another was from his Uncle telling him to not make him a robotic leg, and the last was Mr. Donald Morgan, asking "Decepio" if he could send in the numbers for his business; and log into Codex today. A blip on his World Radar with virtual pins began flashing. Meaning that some bad guys were getting nabbed. Judging by the location, it was some snuff filmmakers. "Pay all current bills first, and wire the remainder into Mother's offshore account. Tell Uncle "But It'll be super boss! I am so close to it not destroying everything with every step! I'll be in Codex for the next few days, come say hi to your favorite nephew!", and tell Mr. Morgan that his information is already waiting on his desk, and that I'll be in the game shortly. Also, send my calling card to whomever is heading the investigation of that Pin"

 

Tyrone beeped a few times and followed Tensai's orders. He stretched, and changed the interface. A Modified version of Codex Regius took up the whole of it, with data streams and different lines of code. The ten year old boy, stared at these numbers for a little while, compiling the data in his head. "There. That's bingo." he said pointing at a stream of which had an odd numbered glitching sequence, and had rabbit symbols. He plugged himself into the game and grinned. "Follow the White Rabbit."

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Ubi The Rabbot: Fists of Funny!- Episode 1

 

A group of low level players were in Plainsrelm. A beginner area with cutsey monsters and a ton of easy quests to get players used to the game. "YAH!" a Warrior yelled, as he struck down a Highlands Jackabbit. It went down easy with a screech. "Seriously, these enemies are so weak. We should move onto Gaearelm." A Mage said in a bored voice. "Yeah, but can't beat these respawn rates. This particular Highlands Jackrabbit spawns every thirty seconds and gives double exp!" said the Warrior. A Rogue was looting the corpse of the monster, but..."Uh guys, this lootable is locked." he said with a puzzled look. "It's shitty loot anyways, I don't know why you bother. Probably just a bug." the Mage said. Interested, the Warrior moved closer and noticed something odd as well. "Are...Defeated monsters supposed to move?!" he said, as him and the Rogue jumped away. "Hijack Initiated. Welcome to Codex Regius, Ubi."  A computer voice sounded as a cone of multicolored data engulfed the Highlands Jackrabbit. It floated up into the stream, and white armor erupted around it. "W-W-What the actual fuck?! Is this some sort of event?!" the Rogue yelled. Then the stream stopped with a shockwave that knocked the party off of their feet. Standing there, only three feet tall, was Ubi The Rabbot. "Ayaaaahh! Lookie lookie at these guys! Thanks for killing it, make's my life so much easier~!" Ubi sounded out gleefully.

 

"It's gotta be a rare event. I bet we get some sweet loot for killing it!" the Mage sounded, getting back on his feet, and launching a fireball at Ubi. "Chu?" the Rabbit said confused. And batted the fireball down with one of his ears. "Heya! that's not very nice!" Ubi yelled out in an adorable voice. He jetted towards the Mage, and punched him in the stomach. "His HP! It's at 1!" the Warrior said in a shocked voice. "You guys don't wanna fight me~ I am super strong!" Ubi said, posing grandly. He held out his hand, and a sack of gold appeared. He tossed it to the Rogue. "For your troubles! I am off! Haha!" and ran off at a high speed and yelled out "Initiate Relm transfer, Valiantrelm!" as a portal appeared that vanished as soon as he went through it. The party of a Warrior, Mage and Rogue all said in unison, "What the fuck just happened." 

 

Ubi appeared on top of a spire of one of the many glittering towers of Valiantrelm. Opening his contacts list, he sent out three messages. One was to a wily coder after his cute fluffy tail and read simply as "!!!" and the other two were sent to Mr. Morgan and another player named Weiss. He was some smart kid Ubi had helped out before, and taken a liking to his fun class. "Eyyyoooh Dashie! I'm hopping around Valiantrelm today. If you wanna see something neat, come on this quest with me and a friend. Go to Duke Crait's manor to party up for The Ruins of Telar." He sent to "Dashie" and to Weiss he sent out "Chika-chika~ woow! you are doing realllly good! Your data is looking spunky! I'm available for a quest today, so meet me at Duke Crait's manor to party up!"

 

Once finished with sending his messages, he put on a disguise. Which consisted of Mustache Nose Glasses, and a hooded cloak. "Supah incognito!" he yelled out as he jumped deftly down from the spire and mingled with the crowd below. A blip sounded in his head, and updated him that Uncle Kenny was on with his main group, and doing a quest for the guild Rancid Apples, Frowning slightly, he sent him a message simply saying "Be careful Uncle. That guild is nasty business. Don't let them 1-2 Punch you guys out!"  and with that, he reached the manor in his walking. Lounging against the wall, he waited for his party to come and accept the quest with him. He made fart noises and kicked his feet around while sitting down in the meanwhile.




#1351621 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 28 August 2014 - 08:09 PM

Demon Bro's Theme Song

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

 

Yeah. It's plausible. But why? I dare you guys to try and torture Ubi.




#1349255 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 24 August 2014 - 08:04 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM

 

 

Is how I feel about PvP

 

On that note, I am finally wondering who to partner with.




#1347750 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 22 August 2014 - 08:21 PM

I strut where the fuck I want. When the fuck I want.

 

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#1347345 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 22 August 2014 - 06:13 AM

Lol Skills. Abilities.

 

Raw Stats BABY

 

I party hard.

 

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#1346783 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 21 August 2014 - 02:34 PM

Daw.

 

And here I was going to go all Timmy The Tooth on your ass.




#1346780 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 21 August 2014 - 02:29 PM

Your teeth, eh?

-suspicious suspicious-

 

This one went over your head.

 

I was giving you hell, because your handle is Plaque.




#1346758 [OOC] Happily Ever After

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 21 August 2014 - 01:52 PM

Yo.

 

I gotta say.

 

That Mummy is quite the fucking baller.




#1346680 [OOC] Codex Regius

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 21 August 2014 - 10:34 AM

@DR- I know darling. I am sorry if I seemed abrasive, it's a touchy subject. So apologies if I seemed cruel.

 

@Jod- Guess what? I'm making character. Let the dance parties commence.

 

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#1340803 [OOC] Happily Ever After

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 10 August 2014 - 10:47 PM

Sangre has finished plotting.

 

It's delicious.




#1338883 Tokio Funka [OOC]

Posted by Asor al ed Ergnas on 07 August 2014 - 06:25 PM

No. Y'all on your own. I can't guide you the whole way~

 

Think of a plan and go with it. I have thought of all outcomes applicable to everyone's situation.

 

Dohohoho