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Expect a character from me in the next week or so.

Posted. I also updated my first post a bit.

To include my new one.

Such post.

Much Fantastic.

Triple A's Wacky Prison Adventure!

"Yah honah. These here accusations against my client, Madame Afropenny, are unfounded! Unfounded Ah' say!" said Triple A, wearing a monocle, fake mustache, top hat, and a shirt that said "Free Walt Disney" and him encased in carbonite. slamming a fist down upon a table with gusto. "Ma'am, please return to your seat."  said the Judge with a tired voice. "I will tell you for the final time, PLEASE  take your seat." the Judge said with tears in his eyes nearly. "Now now, ah'do understand that yah honah. But give my client one more chance to exfoliate herself." Said Triple A, serious as all hell, hands behind her back, immersed within her persona; and pacing. The jury laughed and the Judge held his head within his hands. "Don't you mean you'd like to 'explain' yourself?" he said waving his hand in mild confusion. "Mahself? OBJECTION!" cue dramatic point from Triple A. "Ah'm not on trial here yah honah. My clinet," Triple A gestured to a cardboard cutout of herself "is the one being tried in this here court! Sure she's had herself a few run ins with the so called 'law' in these here parts, but she's a good'un! " some of the Jury nodded with her sentiments, to herself. A fact they had forgotten quite readily thanks to Triple A's utter insanity.

"Ah'lls 'm askin', is you fine people give this poor gal another chance to redeem herself. Tha only crime that has been committed here, was having some fun. Ah' do rest my case." she said, bowing as the judge just cried tears of relief. As Triple A sat down next to her own cardboard cutout, she nudged it with a smirk and said, "We got this in tha bag, chief! Those buttheads will never lock ya up!" she said, in a very loud whisper. Nudging the cardboard cutout again with earnest, it fell over; and Triple A bust out in absurdly obnoxious laughter. Three minutes later, the jury came out. "Guilty." The Judged slammed the Gavel down and said "Finally, time to send you on a long vacation!" he said with renewed relish. Triple A jumped up and ripped off her disguise, and her shirt in the process. whoopin-and a-hollerin'. "Wait! I was the defendant the whole time! Take me on vacation! Take me. Take me. Take me! WOO!" and jumped around ecstatically, bare breasts jiggling as well. Drawing much the attention of the jury, judge, and the other members of the courtroom. "Vay-Cay-Shooooooonnnnnn!" she gleefully yelled, skipping along with the guards who were taking her away. As the courtroom emptied out the judge just sat there. Hating his life for this trial. As he tried to shake it off, he heard a strange voice. It was from the cutout. "She's a terrible lawyer, isn't she?"  it said. As the Judge just nodded his head in agreement.

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Triple A gazed across the yard with wonderment. "What a terrible resort!" she said, blatantly ignoring everything anyone else was saying. Some serious looking lady was throwing out advice and rules. "I just wanna know where I can lie on the beach!"  she grumbled to herself. She looked around though a little more closer. There were a lot of strange and interesting people around the huge yard. It looked pretty bleak though, to be honest. "If they hadn't taken my crayola away, I'd make this hotel look so much more happier!" After they were free to do whatever, and removed their restraints, Triple A skipped her way over to a nice lady who seemed to be helping out her fellow lady resortees. "Hi! I'm Triple A! I like cartoons and candy!" she said cartwheeling around the nice looking lady, "Er...the more the merrier I guess. My name's Coco and - WILL YOU STAND STILL!" the so called, "Nice Lady Who's Name is Now Coco" roared out at Triple A. Dejected, Triple A hunkered down on the balls of her feet and hugged her knees. 

The lady named Coco kept talking nonsense. "Ah, where was I? Oh yeah. You all seem like sweet gals, but this place eats cutie pies like you for breakfast. I'm a member of the Hive, a group of girls like you who work together to keep each other safe and I'm making a one time offer for you newbies to join us. It's simple really all you have to do is swear loyalty to our leader, Queen and we'll protect you from all the other nasties! Waddya say?" she finished, apparently making some type of offer....

........."Soooooooo whatcha sayin' is that you are offering me the primer resort package? This seems to include cutie pies as snacks, complementary breakfast, and other nice ladies who will massage my back for me? While making sure my stay is comfortable as possible and not letting anyone be meaniefaces? You guys seem like THA BEST maids I could ever want! I don't know about swearing loyalty to any Queens though. I tried it once, and this old wrinkly lady just asked me 'What are you doing in my room?' and I was like 'Oh just trying to be knighted' and she was like 'Well get out.' and I was like 'Can I plz has knighthood' and she was like 'No.' and I was like 'Balderdash' because that's something they say ALL THE TIME in England. THEN EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE praised her and said she was Great Queen, she kinda just sat there and waved when I saw her on the TV during a Loony Tunes commercial break. Wouldn't even knight me! Bollocks is what I said! SO I TOOK HER DOGS! Served her right.OH! who's going to feed Sir Flapjacks and Lady Butterbottom while I'm here!?! You guys have a Phone? Does this come with the Primer Package? Just tell me where to sign! Those dogs are ROYALTY and need to be fed STAT!" said Triple A, in about 30 seconds very rapidly in a single breath. She then proceeded to roll around Coco and the other girls chanting "Feeeeed the doooooggs, bucket, or bagg, bucket, bag, bucket, of chooowwww!"

Since my group hasn't posted, I'll kill the giant by myself.

Ballin'.