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Slimy Fast Eel
Slimy Fast Eel
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Slimy Fast Eel
........ I'm getting old, nostalgia made me come here again........ batoto..... I miss those funny times here.... lurking---lurking----something.....
Sep 17 2017 03:11 PM
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Akami Niflheim
Eel-nii!!! I miss those days too. And I'm happy that I'm part of your profile. Huhuhu
Sep 25 2017 02:36 PM -
Slimy Fast Eel
HehehehThank you Akami-sama!! It makes me happy too that I have not been forgotten.
i wish you're having a nice fun life.
Sep 30 2017 12:33 AM -
Akami Niflheim
No, you're not (to me.. haha). I'll never forget you since you drew something for me.. huhuhu
I wish you the same too. (This feels like a goodbye.. haha)
Oct 02 2017 10:47 AM
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Dordz → Slimy Fast Eel
not sure if your picture is a naked lady with an eel for a penis.
Sep 22 2015 10:30 AM
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Slimy Fast Eel
We are already friends, in fact we share common things too, like....being bored. But i got nothing funny to say, i'm like brain dead right now.
Sep 26 2015 03:43 AM -
Slimy Fast Eel
I quit my job 2 weeks ago, and i'm really bored, i guess i'll have to look for something to do really fast. And what about you? why so bored?
Sep 26 2015 03:48 AM -
Slimy Fast Eel
I had a laugh attack this week, I was really getting scared at the end
Sep 11 2015 02:03 AM
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Joshua Langford
Still roaming around with his hands placed firmly on his dick, not serving glorious mother russia anymore
Sep 11 2015 04:22 AM
Slimy Fast Eel
All those wuxia novels are like "she the most beautiful woman blah blah bla you cant find another beauty like herh"and then after three more chsapthers , there appears another one
Jul 17 2015 01:40 AM
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The Illuminati
Those novels are usually about virgins who haven't even realized yet that their female friends have V's too.
Jul 17 2015 11:10 AM
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PervySageChuck
What can I say, Eel? I haven't been intimate with a woman in so long that the hair around your belly button is looking damn sexy to me!
Jul 17 2015 04:36 AM -
Slimy Fast Eel
Thats the most beautiful thing someone has ever say to me, lets marry til we diededded
Jul 17 2015 01:26 PM
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3swordfan
Smartasses? Well, it is in my about me page so I guess I can't complain.
Apr 26 2015 04:41 AM -
PervySageChuck
"Smartass"!?
Excuse me, but at my age, I believe that I have well earned the more appropriate term of "Wise Ass." Show some (lack of) respect for your elders, you young whippersnapper!!!
Apr 26 2015 08:38 AM -
Slimy Fast Eel
why so many smart people here on batoto? makes me feel like i need to study more
Apr 11 2015 02:41 AM
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ThomasterXXL
Öḧ, Ï äm̈ fÏüën̈ẗ ïn̈ Ën̈gÏïs̈c̈ḧ äs̈ m̈ÿ 2n̈d ör 3rd Ïän̈güägë. All hail the Umlaut!
Apr 11 2015 10:35 AM -
Murdath
Once you learn a second language learning a third one is relatively easier.
Apr 11 2015 02:18 PM -
ThomasterXXL
There's learning your native language, then there's learning the world language (English), but all other languages are so much harder to learn. Ethnic background usually decides what languages you speak, unless you really want to learn other languages. (Not like my half-hearted "It would be nice, if I could speak Japanese/Korean/C++...")
Apr 11 2015 06:14 PM
