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[ashax]

I was careless. He caught me off guard and threw me into the dungeon. Alone, tired, exhausted, and fatigued. I was confined in a very small room with no windows and any source of light. It had lasted what seemed to be endless hours. On and on and on. But now, The EmpeRAWR had finally finished his speech. All was addressed and it is now time... I already ate the cookies and drank a lot of milk.

Well, that was it... I had nothing left to do....

I was pumped up and ready to go, and because of my loss at a dice game, i was chosen on to this mission,

i was told to meet lal, my informant in a cream factory alongside the river of chingchongbingbong.

Lal offered me some cream, she had that weird look on her face. At first I didn't want to eat it but she threatened me, so... I ate it.

After swallowing the cream like a boss. I fainted because I'm a little b*tch.

i woke up to the smell of napalm in the morning.oh i love the smell of it. it gets my body shivering like a vibrator.i was born to hate the french and their french fries . taking out a rocket launcher from my butt ,i aimed for those potato with rage within.

It's been 4 hours since we started. Even though I can still keep going, my ammo is almost dry. My gun is smoking from all the shots I fired. Then I went past the limit. Here I was, slowly waking up after a rough night, having no idea where I was. What woke me up was the light going through a hole in the ceiling, and a weird smell... It smelled like french fries. So I got up, dressed myself and opened the door but I wasn't prepared seeing this room, which was completely covered in nothing but...... french fries.

[Maia]

Well, dear Potatoes, it has been requested that I bring this game back, so, I shall do so.

 

Remember the rules though. For those of you who are not aware of the rules, please refer to the OP of this game.

 

So, lets kick it off, shall we? Starting phrase v

 

 

, but there was no way the duck would cooperate.

[seyrine]

And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate".

[mimi25]

She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."

Edited by mimi25, 11 February 2014 - 01:23 PM.

[Supreme_Lurker_Primo]

Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."

[Maia]

The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."

[ashax]

The old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."

[LuffyHaki]

After hearing the sreams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."

[ashax]

Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. After hearing the sreams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."

[Khrazy_one]

Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. After hearing the sreams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."

And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck.

[AnimeManga272b]

Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. After hearing the sreams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."
And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck.Suddenly, the roasted duck turned into a zombie and attacked the necromancer.

[Silvermoment]

and the crossdressers from hell devoured them all.
Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. After hearing the sreams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."
And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck.Suddenly, the roasted duck turned into a zombie and attacked the necromancer.

[AnimeManga272b]

An army of living cheese started coming out a portal that suddenly opened in the middle of nowhere. And the crossdressers from hell devoured them all. Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. After hearing the sreams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."
And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck. Suddenly, the roasted duck turned into a zombie and attacked the necromancer.

[penrosecat]

An army of living cheese started coming out a portal that suddenly opened in the middle of nowhere. And the crossdressers from hell devoured them all. Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. Luckily, the dropout army was ready to exterminate the homos. After hearing the screams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."
And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck. Suddenly, the roasted duck turned into a zombie and attacked the necromancer. 

[AnimeManga272b]

An army of living cheese started coming out of a portal that suddenly opened in the middle of nowhere. And the crossdressers from hell devoured them all. Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. Luckily, the dropout army was ready to exterminate the homos. After hearing the screams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck. Suddenly, the roasted duck turned into a zombie and attacked the necromancer. After everything was said and done, the zombie duck summoned more zombie ducks and started heading south.

[penrosecat]

An army of living cheese started coming out of a portal that suddenly opened in the middle of nowhere. And the crossdressers from hell devoured them all. Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedophiles screamed. Luckily, the dropout army was ready to exterminate the homos. After hearing the screams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck. Suddenly, the roasted duck turned into a zombie and attacked the necromancer. After everything was said and done, the zombie duck summoned more zombie ducks and started heading south. Soon, the zombie ducks started feeling hungry, but because of their toothless beaks, were unable to bite into the skulls of the living beings they met. In desperation, they began attacking each other till only the first duck was left. Watching the action was the local produckcer, who invited the duck to be a part of the first DFC, or Duck Fighting Championship.

[pokari]

An army of living cheese started coming out of a portal that suddenly opened in the middle of nowhere. And the crossdressers from hell devoured them all. Meanwhile, a group of shota(s) who were about to be assaulted by pedantic philosophising and existential debate were distracted by the clouds of black smoke that rolled in to block out the sun. In the distance, the heliophiles screamed. Luckily, the dropout army was ready to exterminate the homos. After hearing the screams and looking around, the old man carefully picked up the little chick from the ground. Then The old man sat the little chick on his knee and gave her a warm smile. "Well then, come, I will tell you of a great story, passed down from one generation to another." Many centuries ago before human kind descant and took over earth, it used to be run by ducks, They follow a religion call Quacker, in which the mighty Duck will some day transform itself into some otherworldly being, as the Swan. However at last, when the humans came a Great War broke out, now begins our story of Alexa, the soon-to-be-slayer-or-something..as she venture into their next just looking for a way out...She hit a couple of chicks, stared into space, and sighed heavily. And then she said, "but there was no way the duck would cooperate."And so the necromancer came into the picture and roasted the duck. Suddenly, the roasted duck turned into a zombie and attacked the necromancer. After everything was said and done, the zombie duck summoned more zombie ducks and started heading south. Soon, the zombie ducks started feeling hungry, but because of their toothless beaks, were unable to bite into the skulls of the living beings they met. In desperation, they began attacking each other till only the first duck was left. Watching the action was the local produckcer, who invited the duck to be a part of the first DFC, or Duck Fighting Championship.

And so I begin the task of semi-wholesomizing the tale...

Edited by pokari, 04 October 2018 - 10:10 AM.