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[pokari]

Sure. I mean, I read stuff you write nearly every day.

there are no games that is non zero-sum

I'm assuming you're trolling, but in case not, you really need to try game theory 101 or something(?). True zero sum games make up the minority of situations in life. Humanity only got as far as it did because we don't play life like a zero-sum game. And zero-sum games are some of the most boring out there, I think.

Will you be my unidentified glowing substance?

[PItiful Boar]

i read somewhere the human brain has to be hooked up at least 25% of the time or else we'll stop playing, so in that sense people suck. they need to find a way to engineer slaves so they will happily work themselves to death for their masters

and sure i'll give you radiation cancer 

 

will you be my dictionary (actually you guys already are, using arcane words)

[PItiful Boar]

yawn ... nothing like looking up words to start the day

 

will you be my dentist 

Edited by Feishy Pit Boar, 13 July 2018 - 03:38 PM.

[penrosecat]

no i dont wanna look at holes

Will you be my object for show and tell?

[pokari]

Erm... Um, okay. Though it sounds incredibly embarrassing >///<

Will you be my sunflower?

[pizhhh]

I don't like the sun, generally.

 

will you be my teammate?

[sjoe]

Yes, sure.

Will you be my pizza?

[penrosecat]

Yes, eat me now. (Warming me up with a hug is preferred before eating.)

Will you be my charger?

[pokari]

M'kay, I am available with hugs and soothing words whenever you need a recharge.

Well. Attemptedly soothing words. Results may vary.

And no, "attemptedly" is not a word. But it should be ~w~

Will you be the whisper in my ear?

[penrosecat]

Sure, but shh...don't tell anyone.

Will you be my warm water?

[pokari]

Sure, I'm already mostly just a big bag of water at 37° centigrade. ~w~ (Plus some other stuff.)

Will you be my shade?

[PItiful Boar]

sure i'll do your spying and assassinations for you

will you be my rat exterminator? literally had a musk rat or a cousin came into my backyard and i had to chase it with a stick

[penrosecat]

Sure nothing like squishing mammals

Will you be my arteriosclerosis?

[pokari]

Nah, I dun' wanna be something that harms you. ~w~

Will you be my sweet pearl tea?

[penrosecat]

Sure, drink me while I'm hot >w< *chew chew*

Will you be my shuttlecock? I can't seem to find ours on a Sunday ;w;

[pokari]

O-okay. I like flying >~< but please be gentle. It seems like it could get a bit rough.

Will you be my rainbow after a summer rain?

[pizhhh]

Nope sorry. Rainbows are overrated. I know pop culture uses them as symbolism for the bright and cheery side of life, but to me they're just depressing. That's because I've seen the end of a rainbow, and it's in the middle of the ocean where there's literally nothing but water. It's like life is saying that everything good in this life, all things that you love and give you joy, are ultimately meaningless in the grand scheme of things.

 

 

Will you be my reviewer?

[pokari]

Sure, so long as whatever I'm reviewing is safe for work.

That's because I've seen the end of a rainbow, and it's in the middle of the ocean where there's literally nothing but water.

Whereas my moment of rainbow-revelation was seeing a rainbow in the clouds beneath me in an airplane and realising it was actually a full and perfect circle, which we can only see half of from the ground.

Though I didn't assign any great meaning to it, despite any symbolism that might be implied in the current context. I just thought it was cool, and pretty.

Will you be my tree to read under?

[penrosecat]

Ok, I just have to stand around anyway

Will you be my physical attack which I can use to ohko people and magically not get disciplinary action afterwards

[pokari]

Okay, I will be your Stealth Rocket Punch. owo

Will you be my rainbow shiny thing?