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[pokari]

Q: Have you ever woken up and wondered, "have I grown taller?"--only to realize that there's no way that's going to happen at this point?

A: There was a time when that might have appealed to me, but these days my tastes in such things are increasingly sedate.

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Q: Do you like stories with aimless fluff which are interspersed with dark backstories?

A: I feel like I can jump over a skyscraper after that.

[pokari]

Q: How did your meeting with senpai go?

A: It's a funny feeling, but I think I'll get used to it.

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Q: How do you feel after taking that anti-cynicism drug?

A: They know nothing about it, so they shouldn’t talk about it so much.

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Q: I hear we've been getting more complaints about the noises emanating from our secretive underground laboratory at night.

A: I've decided to name it Erwin.

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Q: What do you want to call the new subatomic particle you discovered?

A: I knew it had to be a hoax.

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Q: I don’t actually have a big red button in my house, you know?

A: You must stop doing that.

[pokari]

Q: I wonder where I can find more space to expand my collection of useless junk?

A: I think a frying pan is good.

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Q: Quick I need to tsukkomi, what should I use to land the hit?

A: I can’t believe I got caught up in this situation

[pokari]

Q: Should we turn ourselves in, or just hide the evidence in the bushes, and keep this as our little secret?

A: I would be happy to join you so long as we promise not to violate any international treaties this time.

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Q: Can we all become spiders and go on a life-changing adventure? ^w^

A: So you finally discovered my weakness...

[pokari]

Q: Will you do it for ten bowls of mango green-tea pudding?

A: Oh, no, I hate standing around in one place for a long time without moving.

Edited by pokari, 14 August 2018 - 12:44 AM.

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Q: Public kabe-don?

A: It will definitely develop you as a person.

[pokari]

Q: So, what will happen if I eat this questionable-looking bento you've given me?

A: I prefer omurice.

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Q: Would you like to have dinner a bath or me? >w<

 

A: Just get a new one made.

[pokari]

Q: I've lost my mind, what should I do?

A: I can't do it alone, that would be scary x.x

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Q: Can you go into the classically forbidden region for me, electron?

 

A: Norway, that is totally not worth wasting my sleep for.

[pokari]

Q: Have you heard that the Vikings have invaded?

A: But I get lonely when I have to do it by myself D':

[pokari]

Q: Do you think you can hold a conversation with me?

A: Then you shouldn't have thrown it put the window.

[pokari]

Q: I want my bed back? D':

A: When the first touch of dew glistens under the morning sun, and the rooster cries his clarion call.