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[pokari]

Q: Will you help me with studying, senpai?

A: I thought I did but apparently that was just part of my dream last night.

[penrosecat]

Q: Hey, I thought you told me you had grown 25cm taller?

A: I hope it will be fine in that state.

[pokari]

Q: Can you help me hang this piano from the ceiling, for the festival?

Wow my brain, what kind of scenario is that?

A: For you, I would do anything—except maybe for that.

[penrosecat]

Q: Here, could you hold this piece of cake without eating it, brb in 5 minutes?

 

I tend to replace 'questions' with 'imperations'

 

A: Wow, I didn't realize they could be used for that purpose.

Edited by penrosecat, 14 March 2018 - 04:27 PM.

[pokari]

Well in that case I nearly required one of you. The game is fun enough even if the question is only nominally a question anyway; it's the inversion of the order of call and response in general that is making things interesting.

Q: Could you fetch me a couple of smartphones, so I can dry out this rice?

A: I think I'll be fine so long as no one finds out. Welp.

[penrosecat]

Q: Is it okay for you to hide that broken light in the cupboard?

A: I’ve always wanted to do that, but I can never seem to make some time for it.

[pokari]

Q: How do you feel about home-made ice-cream?

 

A: By the time he finds out, I'll be halfway to Mexico City. But he can chase after me if he wants.

[penrosecat]

Q: How's the NTR coming along?

 

A: I was about to doze off, it was pretty boring.

[sjoe]

Q: How was your date with that sunglasses-wearing loli?

A: Absolutely! It's my favourite genre.

[penrosecat]

Q: I have a slice of life manga here, would you like to read it?

 

A: No problem, but take me with you next time.

[pokari]

Q: I'm sorry, I didn't come yesterday because there was this cave that looked so inviting and then I got lost inside but then this prince with a light-sword saved me and then there were these ancient ruins and there was this magic and it all went KABOOM and then, and then... will you forgive me?

 

A: Does not compute. DOES NOT COMPUTE. <Pokari.exe has stopped working>

[penrosecat]

Q: CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 

 

A: No, really, I think it wasn't all that bad.

[pokari]

Q: I guess after the interesting people and things that attempted to bring about the premature end of our lives these last seven days, we should probably plan the next camping trip to be somewhere a little less exciting?

A: I prefer the sussuration of the rain.

[penrosecat]

Q: What do you think about the sound that a noob makes when triggered?

 

A: The stranger the better, I always say.

[pokari]

Q: What do you look for in a romantic partner?

A: I'd like to say it's in poor taste, but perhaps that would be slightly hypocritical of me.

[penrosecat]

Q: I prefer the metric system, is that okay with you?

 

A: Alright, I'm definitely going to pretend to be sick on that day.

 

(Logged in because I just thought of this)

[pokari]

Q: Apparently they're organising a bring-your-pet-to-work event next month, do you think I could pass off my werewolf brother as a husky?

A: I tried, but then everything went all wrong and nobody wants to talk about it again.

[penrosecat]

Q: Did you manage to get over your stage fright?

 

A: Totally called it! 

[pokari]

Q: So, it turns out senpai was hiding back in the classroom all along?

A: I'd rather do basket-weaving.

[penrosecat]

Q: Are you interested in learning to cook ayakashi?

 

A: It happens to me everyday.