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[Horn]

Well then, let's try out another little game in this forum.

The rules are as such - The first poster posts an answer. The next poster posts a question that will fit the previous poster's answer, along with a new answer of his/her own. and so goes the chain.

Example:

Poster 1:
A: 42.

Poster 2:
Q: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

A: I heard you can kill wolves with that stuff.

Poster 3:
Q: Hey, are you trying out a new deodorant?

A: Honestly, I never thought of it that way.


...and so on. And remember - keep it humorous! I'm starting.



A: As long as it doesn't suddenly catch on fire.

[ALL HAIL TREBOR]

Q: Can I use gunpowder as a form of contraceptive?


A: Because you touch yourself at night
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I like this one
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Jabberwocky, you give a question to the above poster's answer, then give an answer to a question that hasn't been answered yet.
When you read it back, it should be in reverse.

"Q: Can I use gunpowder as a form of contraceptive(birth control)?
A: As long as it doesn't catch fire"

Edited by A Kid Named CuDi, 30 December 2011 - 03:29 AM.

[Horn]

I don't understand, why it is so hard?

'cause I don't want any snoopy little Jabberwockies messing up my topic!

Q: Why is this so hard?


A: Bah, a bit of spit on it will make it all better.

[Kajiura-kun]

Q: how you make your breakfast?!

[ALL HAIL TREBOR]

Q: Why do my thumbs hurt when I move them?


A: there's a weight limit.
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Myfacewhen people still don't get it....

Edited by A Kid Named CuDi, 30 December 2011 - 03:40 AM.

[Cassanova]

Q:why am i so friggin handsome??

A:cos i got plastic surgery...

like da????

[Horn]

Cassanova: Almost - you're supposed to question the previous poster's answer. Think of it like answering questions, except backwards. In your post there, you were supposed to give a question to CuDi's "There's a weight limit".

Edited by Horn, 30 December 2011 - 03:41 AM.

[ALL HAIL TREBOR]

Going to continue on Cassie's

Q: Why are your boobs so big?

A: I'd go to the hospital if I were you.

Edited by A Kid Named CuDi, 30 December 2011 - 03:45 AM.

[Horn]

Jabby - I know you're just messing with me. ;o



Q: Dude, check these face implants I suddenly grew overnight!


A: I put it in the fridge.

Edited by Horn, 30 December 2011 - 03:43 AM.

[ALL HAIL TREBOR]

Q: How'd your cat get so big?


A: So this is why you cut off your thumbs?

[Horn]

Q: Don't you think I look just like a Simpsons character?

A: No way, man! Well, maybe except for a few...thousand...

[ALL HAIL TREBOR]

Q: So you spent all your inheritance on Anime figures?

A: I don't think that's normal...


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Here..

Edited by A Kid Named CuDi, 30 December 2011 - 03:56 AM.

[WickedEly Liencourt]

Q: is it okay if I slaughter barney tonight?

A: The temperature is below zero.

[Horn]

Q: What's so wrong with letting my wife sleep outside in the garden tonight?

A: Hell no. I'm going to bed now.

[ALL HAIL TREBOR]

Q: You down reenact the first episode of Naruto?

A: I don't understand how that's a bad thing..

[Horn]

I was hoping this'd catch on a little better. Oh well, it's only been alive one day...



Q: Did you just push Rebecca Black into that concrete mixer?

A: I was just going to, in fact!