The translator just did these as text notes with the images instead of editing them.
- Modern-Day Driver / Dong Fang Xian Yun
- Specializes in plundering Big Brother / Yin Fei Xing
- The one and only age-appropriate contestant / Ye Zhao Zhao
- The Great Directionally Challenged Hero / Gong Chang Sheng
- Kinky Groupie - Mind Blown / It’s You!
- Unable to show off - Big Brother, help / Xiao Yao Xing He
- Is it Medicine? Is it Candy? Who knows / Dong Fang Wu Qiong
- Not enough candy - School’s Tribute / Yi Xiang Feng
- Stand-in Representative / Suan Tian