The answer my friend... is to be fashionably late!
Name: Gregory Tahleb
Online Alias: CobaltPeacock
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Bio:
The solemn age of 33 a time of patient retrospection and hopefully an end to the search for stability. Well that’s what most folks would like to believe, but Gregory knows the truth about middle age, he’s known it all along. It’s the place young men go to die, and god help the man who’s on the other side.
All though he knew this truth Gregory had the sad misfortune of being rather ambitious when it came to his career, and boy was he good. Given that he is enjoying this particular autobiographical monologue in plush sofa which in turn in situated in a rather luxurious condo. Yes, Gregory has done quite well by himself. If only that was the end of it.
Unfortunately everything comes with a cost, even success. For Gregory the price came in the form of women, he has never had any good relationships with them outside of professional ones of course. It wasn’t even for the lack of trying… All his ‘friends’ would leave, not before dropping an adjective or two. Some choice words include “Asshole”, “Depressed nihilistic bastard” and even “ A Boring Turd”. Now Gregory don’t frown. It’s best to be positive. What you need to do my dear Greg is to log into that new website, Myriads wasn’t it? I hear internet dating is all the rage these days.. Go on , don’t dawdle….
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