In the beginning, there was chaos.
The transport was shivering strangely as it struggled between two orbits, as if the husk of the Ananta Rakshasa it was carved from was as afraid of tumbling into the moon below as its pilot was. The thought of a dead Superior Sura being afraid of death made Itzal giggle as he addressed his passengers - fellow elite magicians and fighters from his home planet - the best rescue team Willarv had to offer - his dear friends - for what was probably going to be the final time in his life.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look to your left, you will see our nice, big, round destination." The mostly aqueous planet Carte loomed bright and blue. At this close distance, it was so large it could be mistaken for the sky.
The loud banging outside the cabin stopped momentarily as the people attacking the barricaded door suddenly realized their captain was not, in fact, dead. Yet. Hahaha.
"I-If you look to your right, you will see the giant comet, um... which, ahahaha, I forgot the name of, which it is said orbits this solar system once every one million years, 8 days, two hours, and sixteen seconds. And I'm pretty sure those shadows you can see on it-"
Itzal took his finger off the intercom button just in time to prevent the cabin from hearing his hysterical, desperate laughter. "Um, those shadows you can see, why that would be our other transport ship and several Rakshasa fighting to the death.
"And if you pay, really, re-he-he-heally close attention, you may notice that all of our equipment and all of the supplies and things that were located in, what I think used to be, aha, the spleen? Um, they're all floating away right now.
"It's kind of like the spleen is bleeding. Ahahaha-" hahahahaha oh Gods we're going to die.
Unlike his passengers, Itzal had a third view: The view dead ahead. And that was filled with a swirling mass of purple haze. The fact that the moon was supposed to be a different color was not the most pressing issue on his mind. He didn’t even particularly mind that there weren't supposed to be Rakshasa flying around it earlier. What was causing him the most concern – what had caused this mess in the first place – was the fact that it was also supposed to be about 100,000 miles farther away.
Itzal really, really hoped that he estimated things properly. Not that I have many options right now. He adjusted the snaking ship so that it slowly reformed into a straight line.
“Ahem. Anyway, the point is, in the interests of not getting killed by several different things, you guys should probably follow my explicit instructions.”
Itzal decoupled the “engines” from the tail of the ship. A loud shudder reverberated chillingly.
“First, if you have enough time, run to the back of the passenger decks and grab whatever pre-packed bags are back there; I’d definitely recommend taking a blue one, but as you know there should be 4 types.”
Itzal readied more commands to be simultaneously executed on his command.
“Secondly, it would probably be best if everyone got into groups of 4 or 5. And whatever you do, make sure there’s a Vayu or Kubera magician among you.”
Someone started banging on the door again.
“And last, well I’m not completely sure about this one, since I can’t really get a good view of Carte, and even if I could it appears to be covered by an unnatural amount of weather systems, but if – if – if we’re where I think we are, and I’m sorry if we’re not because my calculations tend to get a little iffy during high stress situations even though it would be really really nice to get a good idea of what I’m doing before I do it–“
Itzal took his hand off the intercom and breathed. The outer layers of the ship decoupled with the inner passageways. Itzal readied his final message.
“But if we are there, then – and I’m talking to you Vayu and Kubera magicians – do try to aim for the island, and not drown.”
The panicked attacks on his barricaded door suddenly resumed with a renewed fury. Itzal giggled as he moved to press the big red button once and for all. My friends will probably die. I will probably die. My wife-
Itzal hesitated. His wife was in there. She was going to give him a picture she drew for their anniversary. It was his idea to spend their anniversary doing this instead of something normal. “Oh, it won’t be dangerous,” he had said. “It’s just lost contact,” he had said. “They probably need their equipment fixed, since they lost so many magicians during the Cataclysm. It’s basically just community service in a cool exotic land,” he had said. Now his wife was in danger because of him. She’d never call him by his pet name “Manta” ever again. She-
“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU MANTAAAAAAAAAA!!” someone yelled beyond the door.
…
She’ll be fine.
Itzal pressed the big red button.
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Three things happened:
Explosions sent the cockpit spiraling off in a hopeless trajectory towards the moon.
The same explosions slowly rotated the body of the ship, nudging the tail to point directly at the planet.
The rear maintenance doors flew open, ejecting thirty-odd magicians and fighters at a ridiculous speed straight into the cold, swirling upper atmosphere of Carte.
Edited by themantarays, 23 December 2014 - 11:18 PM.