The apprentices in the halls were panicking, scrambling up and down the halls trying to get as far away from a certain individual as possible. The last time, one of the apprentices to irk the man was turned into a cat, him had though he was a cat for an entire year. That individual was Dr.Steamfunk, who at the moment was stomping through the hallway. He was on his way to the Vice chancellors chamber. He had a very large bone to pick with her, if he had it his way, the bone would be lodged firmly up her snooty behind.
He kicked open her fancy teak door, "What. The. Fuck!" he yelled.
The vice chancellor of course sat unpeturbed as usual, going through her paperwork. Not one eye was batted to the extravagant entrance.
"Good Evening, Steamfunk" she said, her voice even and calm. " I was wondering when you'd pop in. I hope you find your new assignment acceptable."
The vice chancellors nonchalance simply drove the doctor deeper into rage, his face going red. "Acceptable? FUCKING NOT ACCEPTABLE AT ALLL! I FUCKING HATE THOSE CHRUCH BUFOONS!"
Ignoring Steamfunk's outburst the vice chancellor drawled on, "Please Steamfunk, It will be a wonderful experiance for you. Its good to spend time outside of the lab you know. I mean look at your recent work, its been rather stale from what I hear. You need a breath of fresh air."
If Steamfunk was steaming by now, viens popping all over his forehead. He looked ready to do some violence, and unfortunately he might very well actually enact violence. "FUCK YOU! MY WORK IS NEVER. EVER. STALE! AND JERUSLEM IS WORSE THAN A BUTT MONKEY'S DINGLEBERRY! THERE IS A REASON ITS CALLED A WASTELAND!" He screamed, slamming his fist down on the expansive oak table.
The vice chancellor arced her brow, as she peered over her papers "Steamfunk, youre going and thats final. Those church buffons where nice enough to pick up the tab for your research... Guess that means the continuation of you research depends on them finding all that treasure doesn't it."
And then Steamfunk went volcanic, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! DONT YOU DARE MESS WITH MY FUNDING! I WILL THROTTLE YOU MARK MY WORDS! I. WILL. THROTTLE. YOU!" he said, turning around with swish of his coat and making his exit by blowing open the chancellors door.
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Jeruslem was just as he expected it to be, a complete freaking bore. He had spent the entire journey pouting and making a scene. He was so bored that he even tried to speak to the voice in his head.
She didnt respond, at least he thought it was a she. Though she had kept mum since that day. Those silent stoic types could get real annoying real fast. Though he did seem to get a new ability, it was an interesting one at that. Some kind of invisible force, a good puzzle. However even this was proving to be an irritant, an entire battery of tests failed to result in any kind of insight.
He trudged along in the sand, pouting like a little child. He kicked a stray rock lying in the dirt, even that lazily flopped over. He really wanted to be back home. "I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE" he screamed, his hands flying in rage.
It was then that he heard a loud crash. He hoped it was one of the church bastards dieing. He hoped with all his heart. It would be especially good if it was the chatty female, that would be great. In excitement he rushed over to see who it was, but alas it was stupid pidgeon man. He hated pigeons, all they did was eat, poop and annoy with their incessant cooing. Though he did catch the glint of gold. Now that was interesting. Very very interesting. Now gold was beautiful stuff. Very good stuff.
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The doctor didnt expect to be in the middle of a fight so early on in their hunt in the forest. Faster he got the gold the better. So there they were trampling through the forest, in search of the pigeon lycans, when the chatty church female once again shot of in some random direction.
He of course was obliged to follow after her. "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!" he screamed after her. He hurtled into a clearing after her. Finally though they where accosted by some lycans.
He didn't bother to pay attention to the discussion between the idiot woman and the poop lycans. He was least interested. "Finally a fight, time to try a few new tricks hehehe" he said.
Dr.Vega Steamfunk flourished his jacket, and many small glistening vials of glass shot out only to stop a few feet away hovering menacingly around him. His new ability had turned his crossbow obsolete, in a good way.
Beside him the the idiot woman took the time to smash down one of the on coming bird lycans. Out of the corner of eye he observed the strangeness of the fallen bird body.
"THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME! DID YA?!" He said, then with out stretched hands send out a volley of explosive vials towards the two dive bombing bird men. The Vials shot out propelled by his Otherlike mind force.
"STFU" He yelled as the voice came from the tree tops. With a flick of his wrist he send several more vials outwards towards the tree tops, these where magnesium bombs and would have accompanying bright flashes of light, along with the heat.