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Stuff you've learned about Japan by reading too much manga

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  1. Infirmaries in Japanese school are used for sexual activities exclusively
  2. Transfer students in Japanese schools are always hot (if female) and completely insane (both men and female)
  3. 5 minutes before Japanese schools start, a stampede of students comes running
  4. Young adult men i Japan choose their partners from a group of girls after this priority list: 1. Sister 2. Childhood friend 3. Magical exchange student 4. Megane-chan will big breasts 5. Sensei
  5. Big breasts are the main cause for sight impairment among Japanese girls
  6. Youth in Japan in 99% of the cases never get to have sex, they keep trying but get disrupted by someone else they tried to have sex with but got interrupted.
  7. The traditional festivals are held for two reasons, for checking out your partner in yukata, and (trying) to have sex in the forest behind the festival area.
  8. Girls in Japan are great cooks because they are girls, and cook since boys who eat their food end up falling in love with them.
  9. Boys in Japan are great cooks because their parents are working all the time and/or their mothers are dead.
  10. Young people in Japan will rather perform seppuku than confess their feelings for the one they love.

 


11. In japan, all schools are flat with an entrance to the roof, and due to some unexplained phenomena, you can always be alone up there, unless when having sex, then you'll get interrupted
12. Everyone in Japan have a cousin on Hokkaido
13. Young men in japan, if they ever loose their virginity, it's usually during summer, on Hokkaido
14. Having blonde hair makes anyone anywhere in japan go completely haywire, having naturally green, blue or purple hair is considered completely normal
15. People from Osaka are stupid.



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Interesting and funny topic. I'll have a go at it.

 

  1. P.E. in Japanese schools works differently according to gender. Females do P.E. in skimpy uniforms, males watch them.
  2. The purpose of life for male Japanese students is seeing panties.
  3. Male Japanese students are born with an inability to hide ero magazines.
  4. Japanese trains are primarily used to grope high school girls on their way to school.
  5. Babies get dropped in paint so children can be recognized by hair color later.
  6. Every Japanese town has a school full of delinquents accepting the dumbest of the dumb students.
  7. 99% of all young foreigners in Japan are attractive.
  8. In Japan, if your looks are average, popular students/coworkers will naturally fall for you.
  9. People with Kansai dialects are violent.
  10. On an international scale, Japanese people are the best at everything.


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26. In Japan, the outcome of a fight is determined by the spikiness of the participants hair
27. In Japan, most fighter prefer to shout out the name of their intended attack the moment before attacking
28. In Japan, if you're a bisjounen, anything is consensual
29. In Japan, if you're a tsundere, anything is consensual



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30. In every school in Japan, there is a girl who excels in every class, who is competing in national level in her sports club, who's doing idol work part time after school, and who have such stunning beauty that even straight girls join her school fan club. In every school in Japan this girl falls for an anonymous otaku who sucks in most classes except for his work in the porn club, and on top of that have a younger sister, a big breasted girl with glasses, a childhood friend and a few other odd ones who's lusting after him.
31. The declining birthrate in Japan is because every time a girl have sex in Japan it's "on her safe day" (and thus as a natural consequence, the man/men/beast/futa can "let it all out", and "fill upp her tummy", so she gets "so warm inside", and then it's "seeping out")
32. The P.E. storage room is called "tako no heya" in Japanese (the squid room).
 


Edited by Teriguu, 31 October 2014 - 09:44 PM.




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uhhhmmmmm, jap girls like to wear short length skirts?  :batoto_030:



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33. In Japan, 1 ot ouf 5 transfer students (and a higher rate among female transfer students) grew up isolated in a lab.


uhhhmmmmm, jap girls like to wear short length skirts?  :batoto_030:

Isnt that just what perverted principals force them to wear through school uniform regulations?


Edited by Teriguu, 01 November 2014 - 11:11 PM.




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1. The seat in the back at the window is reserved for the MC, tables around it are for the other characters of importance

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35. In japan, girls will complain about their breast size unless they are on pair with these:
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Edited by Teriguu, 02 November 2014 - 06:48 PM.




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36. Due to the high consumption of natto in japan, when people kiss, threads of slime usually forms, like in this illustration photo:
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37. The English word for "shotacon" is "homoe", or the more gender neutral "pedophile".



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38. The reason why there are so few girls in shoujo mangas wearing glasses, is because the big breast fetish is not applicable there...and it costs so much to make such enormous glasses



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39. When in Japan, everyone speaks English with the thickest Japanese accent. No exceptions.

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39. To have sex with a girl in japan you must first hesitate for at least 6 months before you stuttering ask the girl out, then you must get physically involved with at least three other girls (at least one of her friends), take her (and the others) to the beach, an onsen, a festival (with yukata), a karaoke booth, a ferris wheel and theeeeeeeen.... A love hotel, where she weasels out and then another six months (on her safe day) you have sex in a locker (with a female sports club changing outside).



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40. In japan, there would be no recession, no declining birth rates, no otakus, no NEETs, no rampant teenage prostitution, if it was not for the evil that seeps out of GERMANY!!!!!



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42. In japan, having the flu usually results in ecchi things

43. In japan, during adolescence, when catching a flu, 7/10 times this will happen when your parents are away for a prolonged time and the only one to take care of you is one of your unconfessed loves

44. The manga "Sundome", is the only manga which is actually honest about what's going on in 93% of every single ecchi comedy manga in japan - in every single chapter



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45. In japan, if a 12 old school girl and a 20 year old big breasted girl were to take part in the presidential election, they would get exactly 50% each of the male populations vote (the women would vote for the bishounen).



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46. peeping is totally ok and its only fun when its done with a group :/

47. girls always beat the crap out of the childhood friends they love so much and they never stop beating them up :/

48. girls fall for and wanna protect any incompetent, wimpy guy as long as he is kind :/



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the very first thing i learned was "there's a lot of pervert in japan" no offense guys don't bash me or kill me, i just stated the truth


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the very first thing i learned was "there's a lot of pervert in japan" no offense guys don't bash me or kill me, i just stated the truth

There're lots of perverts everywhere, this is nothing new...



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Every remote mountain in Japan has resident yōkai who, contrary to expectations, are interested in humans--especially clumsy orphaned girls or nerdy boys.

 

If you go wandering off the beaten track in Japan, rather than a poisonous snake, a magical hollow tree or a hidden cabin, you are likely to stumble upon a shrine to a neglected god/goddess, who will then turn your life upside-down if you so much as notice the shrine.



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the very first thing i learned was "there's a lot of pervert in japan" no offense guys don't bash me or kill me, i just stated the truth

There're lots of perverts everywhere, this is nothing new...


This brings us to this video by Kunt and the gang:
http://youtu.be/YwY3HbSIRTE
51. In japan, if hentai have any influence on teenagers what so ever, they will not only be discussing the declining population-problem, but just as much the inbreeding of the population-problem



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