- Infirmaries in Japanese school are used for sexual activities exclusively
- Transfer students in Japanese schools are always hot (if female) and completely insane (both men and female)
- 5 minutes before Japanese schools start, a stampede of students comes running
- Young adult men i Japan choose their partners from a group of girls after this priority list: 1. Sister 2. Childhood friend 3. Magical exchange student 4. Megane-chan will big breasts 5. Sensei
- Big breasts are the main cause for sight impairment among Japanese girls
- Youth in Japan in 99% of the cases never get to have sex, they keep trying but get disrupted by someone else they tried to have sex with but got interrupted.
- The traditional festivals are held for two reasons, for checking out your partner in yukata, and (trying) to have sex in the forest behind the festival area.
- Girls in Japan are great cooks because they are girls, and cook since boys who eat their food end up falling in love with them.
- Boys in Japan are great cooks because their parents are working all the time and/or their mothers are dead.
- Young people in Japan will rather perform seppuku than confess their feelings for the one they love.
11. In japan, all schools are flat with an entrance to the roof, and due to some unexplained phenomena, you can always be alone up there, unless when having sex, then you'll get interrupted
12. Everyone in Japan have a cousin on Hokkaido
13. Young men in japan, if they ever loose their virginity, it's usually during summer, on Hokkaido
14. Having blonde hair makes anyone anywhere in japan go completely haywire, having naturally green, blue or purple hair is considered completely normal
15. People from Osaka are stupid.