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[osakaki]

In this game, you finish the sentence of the poster above you, and then start a new sentence for the next poster to finish.

Example:

A: I don't have to listen to you, I was told

B: that you were an inanimate object.
I don't like the way

C: you are always talking down to William Shatner.
I have a very important meeting at

D: the McDonald's Playhouse.

...and so forth.
 

Here is the first sentence to finish:

I can't sleep because

[greenguy]

i'm spending too much time in batoto. 

 

What i need to do is

[osakaki]

squish cake into my face.

It's not you, it's

[Katzen]

those meddling kids!

 

today i woke up sucking a

[osakaki]

mysteriously-appearing popsicle.

I'll give you my

[greenguy]

Bad for both humans and squirrels.

If all I said is true..

[mimi25]

I wouldn't be having such a long nose now.

 

I think I just lost my

[greenguy]

Cherries that I just harvested 30 minutes ago from my farm.

What I really want right now is

[osakaki]

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I really really really wanna zig~a~zig~ahh.

 

I don't care what you told me, I'm still going to

[greenguy]

Believe that durian is the best fruit in the world!

I feel like I don't

[Katzen]

stalk people enough

 

let me lift your 

[osakaki]

body fat in all the right places.

 

If you're thinking what I'm thinking, then

[greenguy]

We should Finnish this sentence.

What are the odds of

[acepanda]

finding a piece of grass that you named john in a pile of grass named john.

I still can't believe that

[osakaki]

I ate the whole thing!

 

My secret fetish is

[NomMango]

Scratching your nose with my feet

 

what if I'm not

[You]

the same person in the photos?

Would you like to go

[Lanfear]

see my used condoms collection?

Did she tell you how

[osakaki]

she ate her ex-boyfriend's face like a zombie?

Once you get enough money, you can literally