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[⚡lightning07⚡]

I saw a post like this and an episode in Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai when they did this. However, instead of a whole paragraph, each post gets one sentence.
Rules are:

• You can't go twice in a row (quite obvious)
• No one can repeat the same sentence
• The 50th poster must end the story (can't have it go on forever)

The unbearable ringing in my ear ceased as I slammed on my alarm clock.

Edited by lightning07, 10 January 2014 - 12:31 AM.

[Kirisute Gomen]

I slovenly rolled out of bed and looked out the window to see it was raining.

[⚡lightning07⚡]

I suddenly felt depressed and though to myself, "Why must it happen in this exact day?"

[Rainblergh]

Still feeling sad I suddenly heard a knock on my door, "Who in the world could it be at this hour!?" I thought to myself.

[phanta]

Padding barefoot over to the door, I slid back the deadbolt and cracked it open, peering sleepily through the gap.

[⚡lightning07⚡]

As I croaked, "Hello?", what I saw amazed me.

[Rainblergh]

Standing there with it's slimy emerald green tentacles it spoke "Bibidy bobbity I'm Robert from Delority, shibidy boop the galaxy of Mundof." I was dumbfounded. 

[phanta]

I gaped at it with my jaw somewhere around my midriff, and the creature began to quiver, making choking sounds I quickly recognised as stifled laughter.

[⚡lightning07⚡]

I thought to myself,"Hmm... What do I do in a situation like this?"

[phanta]

A sound like rustling leaves behind me caught my attention and I whirled around.

[Buzz331]

A purple pen-like alien emerged from the bushes and croaked.

[iampsyx]

I thought, "I must still be sleeping, right?"

[Glave]

Then, with the pen i had in my jeans pocket, I stabbed my palm and the excruciating pain made me realize that this is not a dream and stabbing one's hand with a pen was never a good thing to do, damn it.

[Seikah]

I cleverly deduce this alien scum must have some grasp on my otherwise lucid mind, and boot my backup Mental Sanity Module.

[⚡lightning07⚡]

As I was doing so, the alien took a stronger hold of my mind and I was engaged in mental combat.

[Rainblergh]

But little did the foolish alien know that I was a world champion tetris player, I wiped the floor with him and vacuumed the carpets like no other.

[iampsyx]

After the task I handled like how I easily wash laundry, I headed into the kitchen and made breakfast.

[kuroto]

The stove was no where to be seen, in its place a large pizza oven.

[⚡lightning07⚡]

This was how I kept the secret entrance to my lair hidden.

[Rainblergh]

Pressing the button I opened up the secret gates to my lair, slowly but surely I descended into the darkness.