If you have a truckload of babies, how do you tell the live ones from the dead ones?
The live ones wriggle on the pitchfork.
If you have a truckload of babies, how do you tell the live ones from the dead ones?
The live ones wriggle on the pitchfork.
funny(?) song:
Witches love the little children.
All the children of the world.
Whether boiled, baked or fried,
with some coleslaw on the side.
Witches love the little children of the world.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Hahaha
I T ' S O N L Y F U N I F T H E Y R U N
An elderly man was visiting his wife in the hospital when the doctor called him out of the room to discuss the latest test. "I'm afraid the test shows that your wife only has about a half an hour to live so we are going to wait outside the room while you spend her last thirty minutes alone with her."
Once they were alone, the husband looked at his beloved wife and said, "Is there anything that I can do for you, my dear?"
The wife weakly replied, "Well, I have always wanted you to make love to me with your tongue, but have always been afraid to ask."
The old man said, "You know that I would do anything for you!" And he proceeded to bury his face between her aged and wrinkled old thighs and pleasure her as she had never been pleasured before.
After about twenty minutes, the wife suddenly screamed in ecstasy and jumped up out of her hospital bed and started to dance and sing around the room.
Hearing the commotion, the doctor and nurse outside rushed in and after a quick examination, the doctor declared, "It's a miracle! She is cured and is not going to die!"
The doctor then looked around and saw the old man sitting in a corner, crying.
The doctor asked him why he was crying when his wife was now cured and the old man sniffed and said...
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
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*Blegh*
hahahha. Like if you get it.
How does vomit taste? Does it taste like rotten meat?
With its tongue, of course!
But this reminds me of my dear old dad's favorite after-dinner joke...
A man picked up a girl in a bar and took her to his hotel room to enjoy some intimate pleasure with her. He decided to warm her up by going down on her but after a few minutes, he raised his head and pulled out a kernel of corn from his teeth. He decided to ignore it and went back down on the lady. After another minute, he raised his head and pulled out a green pea from his mouth. Puzzled at this, he asked the woman, "Are you sick?"
She replied...
Edited by PervySageChuck, 17 January 2018 - 06:12 PM.