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The IlluminatiDarkPrince

No status updates anymore?
Jan 01 2017 12:12 PM
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    The Illuminati
    All the manga you read, AND YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM YOUR SENPAIS?! CONFESS, CONFESS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! C.O.N.F.E.S.S.

    Confession is good for the soul.
    Jan 10 2017 01:29 AM
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    DarkPrince
    D: I have failed my senpais???

    What comes after the confession is scary too tho. I doubt I could commit to a relationship. With how lazy I am, Im pretty sure Ill be the lousiest bf evar. uwu
    Jan 12 2017 02:48 PM
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    The Illuminati
    ....LMAO! Well, at least you know yourself. Senpai approves of that tiny victory.
    Jan 17 2017 12:30 PM
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The Illuminati

That awkward moment when can hear someone in the distance, screaming for their lives. You can't help but wonder: is it real, or is it just a very, loud tv? What to do. What to do.
Nov 06 2016 01:25 PM
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    OMGWTFBBQPONIES
    or someone having sex D:

    all three are good reasons to call teh police
    Nov 06 2016 01:30 PM
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    The Illuminati
    ~holds phone up~

    You hear that? Someone's being murdered! Cum quick!!

    ~hangs up~

    Hmm. I feel like I forgot to say something.
    Nov 06 2016 02:04 PM
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Alien'The Illuminati

Your name is Micheal Gumbs? Uuuuu.
Nov 05 2016 10:09 AM
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    The Illuminati
    I will cut you. With my gumbs!! *,.,*
    Nov 06 2016 01:21 PM
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Alien'The Illuminati

Sirs or ma'ams? Can you help me?
Nov 05 2016 04:32 AM
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    The Illuminati
    Nope. ~goes back to bed~ ZzZzzZzz.
    Nov 05 2016 09:26 AM
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    Alien'
    Uh, never asked for your help.
    Hmph! :<
    Nov 05 2016 10:04 AM
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    The Illuminati
    By this point, the situation has obviously resolved itself. So, what did you want my help with? =D
    Nov 06 2016 01:26 PM
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The Illuminati

There's a genre of music called 'Trap'?! DAMMIT FAYE!!!
Sep 27 2016 02:40 PM
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    The Illuminati
    . . . .

    Okay, that was genius! ~standing ovation~
    Sep 27 2016 04:46 PM
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    2hot4you
    like 5 years ago yeah
    Sep 27 2016 05:45 PM
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    Mushiren
    *slaps 2hot*
    Sep 27 2016 06:01 PM
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The IlluminatiNatureboy

I was wondering, shouldn't modern feminists be called 'neo-feminists'?
Jun 08 2016 10:13 PM
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    Natureboy
    Did I? Hmmm. There's the view that mid-20th century feminists wanted a kind of equal rights that left women as men with wombs instead of cocks. I'll certainly concede that viewing exaggerated feminine and masculine traits as strictly negative was a bit impoverished. I kind of think the broader culture has gone somewhat overboard the other direction.
    Jun 09 2016 07:35 PM
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    Natureboy
    Various western cultures (and western-influenced eastern cultures) have yet to evolve a set of default social roles that are flexible, yet comfortable for most people and compatible with shared parenting. Social images tend to be dominated by advertising to the peak consuming demographics, who, not coincidentally are also at the ages where most reproductive choices are being made.
    Jun 09 2016 07:39 PM
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    The Illuminati
    Hmm... Time to go make a baby.
    Jun 09 2016 10:58 PM
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The Illuminati

I found the cutest, little show this weekend -- I love it so much! It's called 'Selfie'... And it was cancelled two years ago. ='(
May 10 2016 09:16 PM
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The Illuminati

So I saw the Jungle Book, and wondered why XXX character dies...
May 03 2016 06:32 PM
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    The Illuminati
    SPOILERS!! So the kid looses both of his fathers -- well, two of his four fathers... Unless you're also counting the mother wolf, then that's five. Anyway, so I was wonder and besides violence against women, it occurred to me that since plenty of kids don't have dads in their lives, that maybe that's why dads killed off so much in fiction! =O
    May 03 2016 06:39 PM
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The Illuminati

It's easy to love a redhead from afar. But up close? They're so pale! =O
Apr 27 2016 01:32 AM
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    The Illuminati
    @Percy: I used to read a webcomic about a necrophiliac who worked as a mortician. XD
    Apr 27 2016 12:32 PM
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    Natureboy
    pink & white, with all the little veins showing through that translucent skin.

    (I'm a natural blond, not a redhead, so I tan--some. My winter skin is pink+white+yellow, with some blue veins showing. Also had freckles as a kid. Now I have some bigger 'freckles' (=age spots). Even, smooth skin tones are for people with more ancestors from outside northern/northwestern Europe.)
    Apr 27 2016 01:55 PM
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    Mushiren
    weird avi
    Apr 27 2016 06:02 PM
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The Illuminati

I'm done with D.Grayman. I will not tolerate heroes who cry all the damn time.
Apr 19 2016 01:10 AM
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    Mushiren
    I've dropped it ages ago because I have no idea what's going on anymore.
    Apr 19 2016 02:51 AM
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    The Illuminati
    I was able to follow it but the MC's sensitivity levels are just way too damned high. I just can't...
    Apr 19 2016 11:13 AM
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The Illuminati

To perv, or not to perv. That is the only question.
Apr 14 2016 05:24 AM
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    The Illuminati
    I thought Pervy was going to say, 'May the perv be with you!' XD

    Yes, life is about that 1%!
    Apr 14 2016 04:55 PM
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    PervySageChuck
    The perv is already with you. It is merely a matter of whether you are willing to acknowledge it... Or be a hypocrite and deny it.
    Apr 14 2016 06:38 PM
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    The Illuminati
    Or be both and start your own cult!

    First Commandment: All women must sleep with me.
    Apr 14 2016 07:01 PM
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    The Illuminati
    WHAAT.!! I had a bunny... It was hollow. ='(
    Apr 14 2016 04:37 PM
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    ~BeanBun~
    Ohh noo i will get u another bunny , a better bunny !
    Apr 18 2016 01:12 PM
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    The Illuminati
    Mmm~! Yeah plzzxx!!!

    How's school? The sooner you finish, the quicker I can be your giggolo.
    Apr 18 2016 02:03 PM
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    The Illuminati
    That. Would. So. Work!!

    There was this other show that was cute and amazing. It was about a guy who had to move to India because of his job, or get fired.
    Apr 08 2016 03:27 PM
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    The Illuminati
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vuQbOkRWhc
    Apr 08 2016 03:35 PM
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    The Illuminati
    It looks like this was based on a movie?! OMYGOSHTHISISAMAZING!! I have to see this movie now. *starts crying*
    Apr 08 2016 03:39 PM