Soul Anomaly

Prologue

 

Do you believe in life after death?

 

Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?

 

Do you believe in reincarnation?

 

Have you ever asked yourselves any of these questions?

 

Don't worry if you haven't. Because up until now, neither have I.

 

But soon, for some of these questions, there will be answers.

 

Oh! There is one question I forgot to ask. It's also the most important one.

 

Do you believe that someone who has died once, can get a second chance at life?

 

Chapter 01: How It All Began

 

"Ah, I look irresistible."

 

Today is the opening ceremony for my second year in high school. I, the great Yuichi Shiro, am standing in front of the mirror. I can't help but admire myself, so handsome it's sinful. I now know how Narcissus must have felt. My wonderful short dark hair. My beautiful, yet manly face. My big brown eyes. I truly am a work of art, if I do say so myself.

 

Knock knock! - my bedroom door.

 

"Come in!" I call out, without diverting my eyes from the mirror.

 

I look at the girl who enters my shrine through the mirror's reflection. She is my younger sister by a year, Yuna Shiro. She has dark hair which is tied back, and brown eyes that are similar to my own. She is the type of girl who could be called either 'cute' or 'beautiful' depending on who looks at her. Her maturity hovers between the line of being a girl, and being a woman. But, considering she's my little sister, I never think about such things.

I guess it's to be expected of my little sister. We share the same blood after all. So naturally, like me, she too is really pretty. The type of sister that I can brag about to my friends. I'm sure she too does the same about me. Yes, she most definitely does, who wouldn't?

 

"Onii-chan, will you please hurry up!? At this rate we're going to be late for the opening ceremony," Yuna urges.

 

I can't blame her though, Yuna too must have realised. The girls at school will probably kill themselves if they don't get the eye candy of seeing yours truly. This will not do! I must hurry. I wouldn't be able to take full responsibility for a series of mass suicides.

 

"And Onii-chan, will you stop thinking such things, you aren't as popular as you think," Yuna says as she places her hand on her forehead, "No girl would go that far for you."

 

As expected of my little sister, you can read me so well. I have nothing further to teach you.

"You have taught me squat!"

 

"To come up with a retort to my thought process. You've already surpassed me, Yuna."

 

Wait a second. It's probably because I was so moved by the maturity of my younger sister just now. But did I just miss something Earth shatteringly important?

 

"Wait, Yuna! What do you mean I'm not popular?" I ask, my voice is unable to hide my mental shock.

 

Yuna simply remains silent as she quickly searches through her skirt pocket before pulling out a pamphlet. Its title, 'Things to watch out for on campus' and one of the sections headings has. Huh? Why is my name there? I take the pamphlet from Yuna and begin reading it out loud.

 

"Enemy of all women, Yuichi Shiro. Yuichi is a second year student, whom during his freshman year, became notorious for sexual harassment. Many female students and even a couple of teachers fell victim to this monster. If he ever harasses you, feel free to come to the discipline room in confidence. We shall handle his punishment. Article submitted by Akane Mizuno."

 

That damn demon Mizuno again. How dare she dye the pureness that is me with this fucked up article. I can feel tears running down my face. My mind becoming plagued with a mixture of anger, sadness and frustration. That bitch should just stay out of my way. What's wrong with me showing some love to all the cute girls?

 

"See? You aren't well liked by the female student body," Yuna says whilst wearing a smile that seems to be saying 'I told you so'.

 

"It's just a minor setback!" I proclaim, as I push my bangs out of my eyes like a prince. If this were an Anime, there would be a sparkling backdrop behind me right now.

"Just come downstairs for breakfast," Yuna ignores me and walks off. How cold, how cruel. Onii-chan's hurt, truly he is.

 

After a while, I drag my body down the stairs and into the kitchen. Mum, Dad and Yuna are already sitting at the table. I take my seat next to Yuna and start eating. Meals at breakfast and dinner are family time, our parents are pretty strict about this.

 

"So Yuna, today will be your first day as a high school student. Are you nervous?" Mum asks with interest.

 

Yuna shakes her head. "I'm only concerned that people may think that I'm like Onii-chan," she replies whilst looking at me.

 

Is Yuna worried that she may end up living in my shadow? This is bad, I must remove her worries so she can quickly settle in. Her high school debut is today, I must act now.

 

"Don't worry, Yuna, you are you. No one expects you to be like me. I have every faith that some day, you will outshine everyone, myself included," I proclaim with a passion filled voice. It's times like this, that I show my brotherly love.

 

Yuna, upon hearing me, looks truly surprised. Dad puts down his newspaper, and looks at me.

 

"Yuichi, I think you missed the point entirely. She was saying she doesn't want to be thought of as someone like you, not that she can't measure up to you," Dad's tone of voice has something in it I recognise- pity.

 

Wait, so she wasn't showing respect to me. But that she doesn't want to be grouped with me. How can this be? Where did the little Yuna who persistently claim that she wanted to marry me disappear to!?

 

"I never once said that!?" Yuna once again retorts to my inner monologue. I don't have the energy to compliment her this time however.

 

My heart feels like it's breaking.

 

BANG! - I smack my head against the table. Trying to clear my head of all the awful memories that I wish to forget. This morning has been one shock after another.

 

 

Fifteen minutes later - we finish breakfast.

 

Yuna and I are now walking to school together. I'm still feeling depressed, but I'm trying not to let it show. No girl wants to look at a depressed guy after all.

 

Suddenly, I notice a familiar girl across the road from us. She's wearing our school's uniform almost like it was made for her. She has a small build, and shoulder length brown hair that has a ribbon tied on to it.

 

This girl is Sakura Kirei. She's the same age as Yuna, as well as her best friend. I already heard that she was going to attend our school from her brother. So I'm not surprised to see her wearing our uniform.

 

Sakura is a girl who is very popular with the guys in my year. She ranked second in the girl you most want to call you 'Onii-chan' competition back in middle school.

 

As a little bit of trivia, the person who ranked first in that competition was Yuna. But because she always called me 'Onii-chan', I guess I kind of take it for granted. Well, those that want things like a girl calling you 'Onii-chan', are those who don't have siblings themselves already. They're unable to understand what it's really like to have a younger sister. You just get used to how they address you, and think nothing of it. The fact I don't go squealing 'cute' every time Yuna calls me 'Onii-chan' proves my point.

 

Anyway, to mend my hurt heart. that just keeps being trampled on. I believe some skinship with Sakura is just what the doctor ordered.

 

Locking onto my target's back with my eyes, I put myself in a crouching start stance.

"GOOOO!" I shout enthusiastically.

 

"KYAA!" Yuna screams, guess I shocked her.

 

I run onto the road. Faster, faster, faster. I continue to increase my pace so I can reach Sakura, even if only a fraction of a second sooner. My eyes are locked on target. Just wait my dear, I'll give you plenty of loving.

 

"Onii-chan, on your right!"

 

Reacting to Yuna's voice, I look right. A man on a bicycle comes into view. He's riding at full speed, and is on a straight collision course with me. The bike won't be able to evade me.

My reflexes instantly kick in, I jump directly backwards. Missing the bike by mere inches. My reactions are as sharp as ever. The cyclist carries on riding past me. No word of apology? The manners of some people, but I'm a nice guy, so I'll let it slide.

 

I brush my bangs out of my eyes again, almost like I'm striking a victory pose. To everyone present, I must look truly cool right now.

 

"Onii-chan!"

 

"Sempai!"

 

Yuna and Sakura shout at me simultaneously. Sakura must have noticed me when Yuna drew my attention to the cyclist. So much for the element of surprise.

 

"LOOK OUT!" The two girl's shouts overlap with each other. I feel heavy vibrations on the ground, I look to my left, and I see something I wish that I didn't.

 

Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!

 

"A TRUCK!" I scream in shock.

 

I jumped out of a collision course with a bike, only to land into one with a truck. What the hell's with that!?

 

I feel my face instantly turn pale.

 

Honk! Honk! - The truck sounds its horn. But it's meaningless. I know, I cannot escape from this one. The screeching of the tyres trying to brake reverberate inside my ears.

 

It feels like time has stopped. Is this what is meant by one's life flashing before their eyes?

My body feels light. I'm in the air? Why? Why am I flying through the sky? A second later, I realise.

 

Oh, I've been hit.

 

"Sempai!"

 

"Onii-chan!"

 

The two girls calling me are the last words I hear. Everything falls silent.

 

I was hit by a truck, I must look totally uncool right now.

 

I feel my conscience fading.

 

My mind slowly falling into darkness.

 

Yuna, congratulations on getting into high school. I guess, my time has come.

 

Goodbye, Mum, Dad, Yuna, Everyone.

Chapter 02: Meeting The Reaper

"Urghh!" I groan in agony.

My head, no. My entire body feels really heavy right now.

"Man, it feels like a truck hit me."

"That's because a truck did hit you," A girl's voice gives a reply to the comment I thought I said only to myself.

I feel my eyes focus and my face turn serious. "For me not to feel your presence until now, I lack training," I say in a voice so cold, that it could freeze Hell over.

"What's with the cliché line just now?" The girl just shrugs it off with a voice of disinterest.

I slowly pick my body up and look at the girl I'm talking with.

Huh, she's pretty cute. The type of girl I would try to pick up if I met her in a town or city.

She has long silver hair that shimmers slightly, the fringe is parted with two hair clips, revealing her sky blue eyes. Her entire physical profile, I would rank as 'A plus'. However, the long black robe she's wearing makes her look like a stereotypical cultist. She isn't wearing the hood allowing me to clearly see her face.

I slowly walk towards the pretty, yet ill dressed, girl. I push my bangs out of my eyes, showing the girl my 'Prince Charming' pose.

"Yuichi Shiro, sixteen years old, currently single. Please, will you give me the pleasure of hearing the beautiful mademoiselle's name?" I ask elegantly.

First impressions are always important, and there is no one who can give them better than me.

The girl looks at me like I'm weird. Why?

An awkward silence. What went wrong? She should be all over me by now.

"My name's Alicia," the girl finally replies.

Alicia huh, such a beautiful name, for such a beautiful girl. She must be on her way to a fancy dress party. That must be why she's dressed like that.

"I'm a Reaper of souls."

I take that back, she needs psychiatric help. I turn my back on her to hide my shocked face. Huh, wait. What is this place? I look around in confusion. It doesn't look like any place I know. Since when did I move to an island that is surrounded by a sea of lava?

Oh well, who cares? Girl first, location second. Priorities officially sorted. I turn back around to face Alicia, having now regained my beautiful award winning smile.

"So what is it that you do?" I ask in a gentlemanly manner while showing off my pure white teeth.

"It's my job to take the recently departed to the Underworld. This is probably a bit sudden, but you do realise you're dead, right?" The way she answers me sounds like it is premeditated. Like she has said it many times before now.

Wait a second, I'm dead. That can't be, can it? I was only hit by a truc...It suddenly dawns on me. There's no way I could have survived that, and that means...

"NOOO! That can't be true! I have yet to lose my virginity! How can I be dead!?" I shout at the top of my voice. This is a very serious situation. I can accept the idea of being dead, but I will not accept dying as a virgin.

Alicia looks at me with a mixture of disgust and shock. I guess she has no poker face.

"That's the most unusual response I've heard from anyone, and I've taken well over a thousand souls."

"Are you telling me that they all lost their virginity and I haven't! That's what you're trying to say isn't it!?"

My anger is rising, I can feel it. This cruel fate I'm suffering. Can anyone blame me for being angry because of it?

A sudden image enters my mind. A church filled with all my friends and relatives gathered together, they're all crying. Yes, this is my premonition of my own funeral.

"We are gathered here in the memory of Yuichi Shiro, who has sadly had his life cut short," An elderly priest addresses everyone.

Watching this is truly heartbreaking. I'm sorry everyone.

One at a time, everyone comes and says their farewells to me. One person stands before my open coffin, with tears flowing out of his eyes he speaks to me.

"Yuichi, my friend."

This person is my best friend, he's also Sakura's older brother. I met Sakura through him, like how he met Yuna through me. The two older brothers became best friends, and the younger sisters followed suit. Anyway, so to speak, he's my best friend. It's the first time I've seen him like this.

"Yuichi, you died a virgin."

HUH!? Did my ears deceive me just now? To say this at my funeral, what kind of best friend are you?

"Don't worry, I will have lots of sex to fill your quota! When we reunite, I promise to tell you all about it."

"LIKE HELL YOU WILL!" I shout out in response. No way am I letting you pour salt into my already terrible wounds.

"What's with you?" Alicia's voice snaps me back to reality. That truly was a horrible premonition, it must be avoided at all costs.

"Alicia! I must go back to my world no matter what! If you're a Reaper, then you should know of a way right!?"

"There is but one way, and indeed, I know of it. However, you will not be able to do it."

What's with that arrogant smile she's wearing?

"If you know something, then please just tell me. No way am I handing my quota over to him." That's right. That is something I will do on my own. It cannot be entrusted to someone else.

Alicia looks at me in a questioning manner, she probably doesn't know what I'm going through at this moment. Well, let's leave it at that, getting back is more important.

"The place we are currently in is called Purgatory. It is here that souls and Reapers meet. You could say it's the half way point between the living world and the Underworld," Alicia explains as she walks back and forth.

Okay, that was a nice piece of trivia, but it doesn't answer my question.

"Ali..." I begin, planning to make her get to the point.

"In other words, if you wish to return to the living world again, you need to do it while in Purgatory," Alicia cuts me off with her explanation.

But you still haven't told me how.

"How do I get back?" I ask, trying to make her get to the point.

"It is both simple, and yet, impossible."

Okay, seriously. How long does she intend on dragging this out?

"Quit speaking in riddles and tell me, please. All my future sexual pleasure is on the line here!" I shout, my pent up frustration leaks out into my voice.

Alicia shakes her head from side to side, I think she has finally taken the hint.

"You need to challenge me to a game, and win."

"Huh?" I stand there with a confused look pasted on my face.

"In order to go back you must defeat me, then I'll take you back."

"And you can't just take me back without the hassle?"

"No!" Alicia answers sternly.

I see. So basically, if I beat her then I can come back to life, okay got it.

"Can it really be anything?" I ask for reassurance.

"Yes, and we continue until there is a clear winner. You win, I take you back. I win, I take your soul to the Underworld. Oh, just to say, I have never lost."

"You've never lost?" My voice cannot hide my concern.

"That's right, I've never lost. I'm from a noble family after all. I need to keep a perfect record," Alicia reconfirms her previous declaration proudly.

I need to think carefully now. If what she says is true, then I need to choose what I challenge her to wisely. Wait a second, I've got it. This is risky, but I'll put all my eggs in one basket. If I win, I'll get so much more than just my life. Alicia, you have just met your match.

I inwardly snigger to myself, my motivation rising by the moment. I'm sure my heightened motivation will help pull me through to victory.

"Very well. Alicia, I wish to challenge you!" I shout confidently, my previous anxiety now ancient history.

"What at? Chess maybe?" Alicia asks in anticipation, like a warrior being challenged to a duel.

Chess? No way am I going to choose something so boring. I'm going to raise the stakes in a way I'm sure you've never imagined. Prepare yourself, your winning streak ends today.

"Alicia, I challenge you to a game of strip rock-paper-scissors!" I scream whilst pointing my outstretched finger at her.

"WHA...WHAT!" Alicia is visibly shocked, her face is turning red, and her voice starts to become shaky.

"Allow me to explain how it's played. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, follow?" I begin my lecture of game play whilst showing hand gestures of each item you can choose.

"I know how rock-paper-scissors is played," Alicia looks at me with a face full of irritation. I was only making sure to keep it fair. So can you turn your anger down a notch?

"The additional rule that I've added in is: 'When a player loses a round, they remove an article of their clothing'. Hence why it's called 'strip rock-paper-scissors'. You win when the opponent is completely naked, understand?" I conclude my explanation. Any questions?

"What a despicable game."

Why the anger? You said any game was fine. Plus, I don't like how I'm the only one who has something to lose.

"Let's begin shall we?" I say, readying myself mentally.

It appears that Alicia is unable to refuse. Her face has 'I definitely won't lose' written all over it. Do you want to see my gorgeous body so much? I don't blame you, but what a perverted Reaper you are.

"I shall take you down, along with your disgusting mind!"

"BRING IT ON!"

Thus the game of strip rock-paper-scissors between my noble self, and Alicia begins.

A few minutes later, and the victor has been decided.

Before me, a beautiful girl is kneeling down, covering herself desperately with her hands and arms. Her eyes are moist and red from embarrassment.

"You needn't worry, I'm not planning on saying anything about what happened here. Plus, you should look on the bright side. The only one who is seeing you in this state is me, there's only the two of us here. It's not like you're in the middle of a city or something." I give my best pep talk

Tears continue to roll down her cheeks with no sign of them stopping, pep talk instantly rejected. I guess she can't see this situation in the same light as me.

"Uh, sorry. Thanks, you're really pretty. You could win any guy you wished with your beauty that is like a piece of art," I'm not saying this as flattery, it's my honest opinion.

Sniff sniff! Her tears increase in mass

Did I just add fuel to the fire just now?

"Jeez, now I feel like I actually did something wrong. You could have just refused, or given up."

I walk over and pick up her robe and hand it to her.

"It's my victory. So you don't need to stay that way any longer," I say gently. Trying to bring out my dormant kindness that is reserved for such situations.

I turn away from her. I've scarred Alicia quite enough.

"Y...You can turn around now," Alicia says in a quiet and reserved voice a few moments later.

I did as she said. Alicia is now fully clothed, and it looks like she is feeling a little better now.

"Considering I won, you have to take me back, right?" I ask, I'm worried she might refuse due to a personal grudge.

With the final tears flowing out of her eyes, Alicia gives a light nod.

I bow my head down deeply.

"I'm truly sorry, I went too far. I promise I will keep this a secret," I apologise again. How many times is this? Please cheer up.

"I have no intention of forgiving you. But, you did win. I have no choice but to follow the Reaper's code and take you back," Alicia declares as she wipes her eyes. It always hurts my heart when a beautiful girl hates me. But it appears she's the type who puts duty before personal feelings, very professional. She then looks at me with a serious face.

"But your life will be very different from how it was before," Her voice just now is the most serious it has been thus far. I feel a cold sweat go down the back of my neck.

"Different, how so?" I ask.

"You'll find out in time."

Well, if she's not telling me now, then it can't be that big a deal.

And with that, my brief stay in Purgatory came to a close. After beating Alicia, I won back my life.
 

Living world, Yuichi Shiro shall once again take up residence within you. No way am I dying before I lose my virginity.

Chapter 03A: The Revival Of Yuichi Shiro - Fun As A Spirit

 

"Woah! Nice view!" I shout my utmost respect at the scenery.

 

"Would you stop looking up the nurse's skirts already!?" Alicia looks back at me in anger "Hurry up!"

 

What are you saying? It's not everyday you're a spirit. This is what is known as taking advantage of a bad situation.

 

"Looking up a girl's skirt, when you can't be seen is a must!" I explain to Alicia, who seems to be lacking this everyday knowledge.

 

Alicia and I have returned to the living world. I'm currently a spirit, so normal humans can't see me. They are unable to see Alicia also.

 

"It's the opposite. looking up people's skirts just because you can't be seen is just despicable," Alicia states.

 

"Don't misunderstand, I still looked up their skirts when I was alive," I reply proudly whilst folding my arms, "Now I don't mean to brag, but there is not a girl in my school year, who's skirt I have not seen under." How is that, impressed? Ha ha ha, worship me inferior being.

 

"That's not bragging, that's confessing," Alicia replies with a face full of disgust.

 

Why? Where's the respect? Girls should be pleased that the one and only Yuichi Shiro looked up their skirts.

 

We continue walking through the hospital as I try to find an answer for my previous dilemma. Outside the Operating room I spot two people I recognise.

Yuna and Sakura are both wearing sorrowful faces. Seeing this is truly painful. Please cheer up both of you.

 

"Acquaintances?" Alicia asks.

 

"My sister and a friend," I reply solemnly.

 

We walk through the door, not opening it, literally just walk through it.

 

Several doctors and nurses are in the room, busily running around.

 

Seeing myself sleeping in the bed is, how should I put it.

 

"My sleeping face is also heavenly beautiful," I state in one hundred percent self admiration, "Alicia, as my apology for before, I officially give you permission to stare at my sleeping face."

 

How is that? Just one look at me, and all your mental wounds shall heal. Aren't I just the kindest?

 

"Like I'd do that, punching you in the face might work however!" Alicia coldly refuses.

 

"Not a chance! My absolute beauty is one of a kind. Destroying or harming it, is a huge unforgivable sin!" I declare.

 

Damn Reaper, I was trying to make amends, and she throws it back in my face.

 

"Just hurry up and lie inside your body," Alicia says whilst holding her head.

 

I quickly do as I'm told.

 

"AHHH! I'm inside! It feels good!" I scream in ecstasy.

 

"Knock off the sexual innuendos!" Alicia shouts in anger, "I'm doing this for your sake, so stop playing around."

 

"Fine, I just wanted to lighten you up," I reply in a rejected voice.

 

"Okay, I am going to reconnect you to your body," Alicia says whilst a green aura flows out of her right hand, "You'll awaken again soon after."

 

"Thanks for everything Alicia, it was a pleasure meeting you," I say sincerely.

 

"And it was a displeasure meeting you, Yuichi Shiro," She coldly responds.

 

My conscience starts to fade.

 

Yuna, Sakura and all the other millions of Yuichi Shiro fans. I'm back, no autographs please.

Chapter 03B: The Revival Of Yuichi Shiro - My Sempai (Perspective: Sakura Kirei)

 

Two hours have passed since that happened. Since Sempai was hit by a truck. There was no way I could go to school after witnessing that. So I accompanied Yuna and Sempai in the ambulance to the hospital.

 

I'm sitting outside the O.R. that Sempai is currently in. A nurse said they will do all they can, but we should prepare for the worst.

 

The hospital staff were not able to get in touch with Yuna and Sempai's parents, so they don't know what has happened.

 

I called my brother to tell him that I wouldn't be at school. I didn't tell him what happened to Sempai, I just couldn't. Nii-san and Sempai have been best friends for years, I don't know how he would take it.

 

I once asked Nii-san how he became friends with Sempai in middle school. All he said was they just hit it off.

 

Yuna is sleeping beside me, until just a few minutes ago she was crying her heart out. I still can't believe it, something like that happening to Sempai.

Yuna told me through her tears that Sempai saw me from across the road and ran across without paying attention. If that's the case, is it my fault this happened?

 

I suddenly feel a liquid run down my cheek. I had to hold it in, for Yuna's sake. She who witnessed her dear brother being hit by a truck, the brother she always spoke of in such a disappointed tone. I have already reached my limit. I couldn't show my tears to Yuna, but she is asleep now. Knowing this I let everything come out.

 

Sniff sniff. - The cool liquid cools my cheeks

 

"Sem...pai."

 

The Sempai who always attached himself to me in such a straight forward manner. I was always embarrassed by his antics. Yet, despite this, I couldn't bring myself to hate him for it.

 

Everyone else who tried to approach me, did so in such a round about way.

 

Because I can't understand people very well, he was a breath of fresh air. He always spoke his mind. He always did exactly what he wanted without reservation. I couldn't help but admire him for that.

 

No! Why am I speaking of Sempai like he is the past? Sempai is not gone, not yet he isn't. I won't lose hope, not until it's over. Even though I encourage myself with these thoughts. My tears, don't stop. Will they ever stop? Every second feels like an eternity.

 

I walk down the corridor to get a coffee to calm myself down. I suddenly hear shouts coming from the O.R. that Sempai is in.

 

"How could this be!"

 

My tears increase and my legs freeze from these words. No! What happened to Sempai? It can't be...

 

"It's a miracle!" More words escape the O.R.

 

Hearing these words, my hope is renewed a thousand fold. A nurse comes out of the O.R. She looks at me.

 

"He has pulled through," She says with a smile.

 

Those four words are all it takes. My legs give out and I find myself kneeling on the floor. The nurse approaches me and gently pats my shoulder, before she walks over to Yuna, who is still asleep.

 

Tears continue to flow out of my eyes, words can't describe my relief. Yuna, having just heard the news is in a similar state to myself. I get to my feet and sit myself beside Yuna and embrace her tightly.

 

"Sakura...Onii-chan...he's...alive!" Yuna cries, her tears distort her voice.

 

"Yeah," One word is all I can muster.

 

"But it's strange," The nurse says whilst Yuna and I are shedding tears of joy, we both quickly turn to look at her.

 

"What...is?" Yuna asks in a worried manner.

 

"The injuries he suffered were fatal when he was brought in. Yet now, it's like it never even happened," The nurse answers in wonder.

 

"What do you mean?" I ask whilst still holding Yuna.

 

"I'm saying his injuries are completely healed. Something that should have been impossible happened. It's beyond lucky, we can only call it a miracle," The nurse's voice was calm, but I can tell she is shaken by it.

 

"Sempai, is fully healed?" I ask rhetorically.

 

That can't be. I saw him get hit by the truck, we both did.

 

However, right now, I don't care about that. The reason doesn't matter. The happiness of Sempai's survival is much greater than the question of how he did.

"Can...I...see..hi...m?" Yuna asks the nurse in a quiet and broken voice. She's still shaken up pretty badly.

 

The nurse gives an angelic smile. "Of course, go ahead," She says with a nod.

 

We enter the room with the nurse. There are several doctors and nurses looking at Sempai in astonishment.

 

"Yo, Yuna, Sakura," Sempai calls to us casually whilst waving his hand with a smile on his face. We silently walk to Sempai's bedside.

 

SLAP!

 

"OWWW!"

 

"YOU STUPID BROTHER!"

 

That looked painful. Yuna slapped Sempai with all her might as her tears flow uncontrollably. That one slap most likely held all her mixed emotions within it.

Sempai, after seeing Yuna's state, looks at us with an apologetic smile. "Sorry," He says as he places a hand on each of our heads.

 

My tears, I've given up trying to make them stop.

 

Welcome back, Sempai.

Chapter 03C: The Revival Of Yuichi Shiro - For Our Family's Honour (Perspective: Alicia)

 

Having taken Yuichi Shiro back to the living world and returning to my family's mansion. I'm now sitting at a long table eating dinner. My father is sat at the opposite end.

 

I had reported what happened today. How I was defeated and humiliated by Yuichi Shiro's challenge of strip rock-paper-scissors. For me to lose in such a game, the blow to my family's honour would be huge.

 

The result of that match has yet to be announced publicly. I came home to report to Father hoping he had a way to keep it under control. I was expecting to be harshly punished by Father for causing such a situation in the first place - Yet.

 

"HA HA HA! To come up with such a method. I sure wish to meet this Yuichi Shiro-kun," My father laughs vigorously.

 

"Father, do you not understand the gravity of this situation!?" I shout whilst banging my hands on the table.

 

"Calm down, Alicia. Some man would eventually see you naked sooner or later, don't let it bother you," Father says whilst gesturing with his hand for me to sit back down.

 

"Father, whilst that does indeed annoy me! That's not what I'm referring to!" I shout again, Father simply takes it with a smile on his face.

 

"Rest assured, I've already come up with a counter measure for our family's honour." He says reassuringly.

 

"Really?" I'm shocked, as expected of my father. Finding a solution to what would be a grave problem.

 

"Yes, this is what you must do..."

 

After hearing my father's words, I truly fell into despair.

 

"I...I understand, Father," I reply in a dejected voice

 

I'm not in a position to oppose him, it's my own fault.

Chapter 04: To School I Go

 

I was released from the hospital last night.

 

I'm just about to head to school. My second year debut was ruined by that truck hitting me. However, I have fully recovered within a day of it happening, I guess this is due to me beating Alicia.

 

Oh, not good, the image of Alicia in her birthday suit is making me excited. Calm down, Yuichi, calm down. I will soon be doing more than just seeing.

 

"Ha ha ha," I can't contain my laughter. All the girls at school must have been in serious pain yesterday. Don't worry my little kittens, Yuichi Shiro is back and here to stay.

 

"Okay, I'm off everyone, I'll see you tonight. Unless I score, then tomorrow morning," I shout out to my family members.

 

"AH! Wait Onii-chan, I'm going too," Yuna calls whilst running back and forth gathering her school things, seeing this I can only smile.

 

"No need to rush, Yuna. If you want to walk to school with your wonderful Onii-chan then I don't mind waiting a bit."

 

"Get over yourself, stupid brother!" Ouch! Those words hurt me much more than that truck ever could.

 

"Yuna," Mum calls, "Keep an eye on Yuichi, make sure you hold his hand whilst crossing the road."

 

"How old do you think I am, damn it!? I ain't a kid," show the respect that the wonderful me deserves.

 

"Be quiet, Yuichi. I'm talking about you, not to you!" Mum, you are so full of arrogance. Yuna, make sure not to grow up like her. "Did you just think something rude, stupid son!?" Mum glares at me so strongly I could turn to stone.

 

"No way would I do that," I put on my best smile possible, trying not to give into fear.

 

"Don't worry, Mum. I won't hold his hand. But I will keep a very close eye on him," Yuna and Mum reach an agreement.

 

I feel a sensation of self loathing. I get the feeling I have lost my family's respect. Come on, I was only hit by a truck once, just bad luck that time. It's not going to happen a second time, jeez.

 

"Okay, we're off," Yuna shouts enthusiastically.

 

"HAAAAAAAH~~!" After the front door closes I heave a sigh so long and loud it belongs in the Guinness book of records.

 

"Good morning, Yuna, Sempai," A cute voice calls out to us.

 

"You already look exhausted Yuichi, what's up?" A guy's voice that I know only too well.

 

"A very good morning to you too Sakura, Ren-Sempai," Yuna returns the greeting politely. What a great sister, you take after me so much.

 

"NO, I DON'T!" Yuna retorts, I'm seriously starting to wonder if she can read peoples' minds.

 

"Morning Ren, morning Sakura," I try to greet them enthusiastically, but my voice tone instantly betrays me.

 

Yes, Sakura and her older brother, Ren who is also my best friend and comrade. Ren, like me, although not too the same level, is also a good looking guy. He has spiky brown hair, blue eyes and a slightly taller than average stature. Ren is the type of guy who fits the appearance of shounen manga archetype. Although, I seriously don't understand why he's always carrying two sets of headphones, one is covering his ears, the other is resting around his neck.

 

"Wha...What's wrong, Sempai? Are you still not feeling good from yesterday?" Sakura asks looking worried.

 

I shake my head and smile at her.

 

"No Sakura, this is more a mental issue than a physical one. My family has demoted me from eldest son to toddler," I explain.

 

"Onii-chan, we need to go or we'll be late," Upon Yuna's urging, I gather every ounce of will power still in my body.

 

"Okay, let's go," I declare.

 

The four of us walk side by side towards school. I'm still feeling a little depressed, but better than I was. I guess it was my own fault for jumping into a truck, but still.

 

"Say Yuichi, were there any beautiful nurses at the hospital?" Ren asks with a lecherous smile on his face.

 

"Nii-san," Sakura looks at her brother with anger in her eyes. Oi, Oi Ren. As the older brother you shouldn't anger your cute little sister. You have so much more to learn.

 

"There was this one with blonde hair and huge breasts, I would totally have liked to have done her if I could of," I answer.

 

"Onii-chan!" Yuna glares at me with murderous intent in her eyes.

 

SCARY. My apologies for my hypocrisy, Ren.

 

Is it just my imagination? Sakura also looks like she is on the verge of tears. Cheer up my dear, Ren is a teenage boy as well. It's only natural for him to take an interest in women.

 

"Onii-chan, remember you are walking with two ladies. Show some delicacy," Yuna reminds me.

 

"You're right, how thoughtless of me. Sakura, my apologies for showing no restraint just now," I apologise with a gentlemanly-like voice.

 

Sakura rubs her eyes and nods, accepting my apology.

 

"What about me, Onii-chan?" Yuna asks.

 

"What about you?" I look at my sister questioningly, "OWWW!"

 

Damn it, Yuna! Don't stamp on my foot like that. I do feel pain, you know. Man, has Yuna entered her rebellious age? Don't grow up to be sadistic, my dear sister.

 

"Yuichi, you know. You really are stupid." Ren declares frankly.

 

"What was that, Ren!? You of all people should know the wonderful-beautiful-genius that is Yuichi Shiro," I retort.

 

"A genius who managed to think that a 'cock fight' was a sex related activity," Yuna rebukes my statement coldly.

 

"HOW THE HELL WAS I TO KNOW THE COCK WAS REFERING TO A CHICKEN!" I shout out at the top of my lungs. Jeez! When are you going to let that one mistake go already!?

 

"Leaving your looks aside for the moment. Do you mind if I give you a quick test to prove your genius?" Ren challenges.

 

"Bring it on, Ren!"

 

No matter what the challenge, I will accept it. I am someone who defeated a reaper to win back my life, don't underestimate me.

 

"It's very simple, Yuichi: Recite the alphabet."

 

That's it? At least give me a challenge, Ren.

 

"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, J, I, K, L, N, M, O, P, R, S, T, U, W, V, X, Y, Z" I recite out loud

 

Ren stares at me in amazement, how about that!? Yuna and Sakura also look astounded.

 

"Okay, Yuichi. You have proven your genius. I, Ren Kirei, fully acknowledge your intellect."

 

As expected of my best friend, he understands my greatness by just having me recite the alphabet. I could almost cry due to the great company I keep with me.

 

"Umm," Sakura mutters while pulling on my sleeve.

 

"Huh, what's wrong Sakura?" I ask.

 

Sakura averts her gaze from me. No need to be shocked by my greatness, I will always be Yuichi Shiro, no matter how great I become.

 

"Sempai, don't feel bad. I will...always be with you," Sakura says with a slightly flushed face.

 

"Um, okay. Thanks Sakura, I will always be near you too," I reply.

 

Sakura's face reddens even more.

 

Hmm, what was that all about? Girls can sometimes be such mysterious creatures. Sakura more so than most. Ren, you have my utmost sympathy. Even the genius, that is me, cannot work Sakura out. You must always have a constant headache when you try to solve that mystery.

 

"He even missed out 'Q'," Yuna whispers something to herself, but I can't make it out.

 

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you then- did you say something Yuna?" I ask out of curiosity.

 

"Nothing," Yuna responds whilst turning her face that looks a bit miffed, This one too is also hard to figure out.

 

As we continue to walk. I suddenly spot someone leaning against a nearby wall, looking at us. Wait, isn't that?

 

"Hey, Yuichi. That girl is seriously cute, isn't she?" Ren asks.

 

"Uh, yeah," I give a half hearted reply.

 

She truly is cute, yes. The girl upon noticing our gaze begins walking towards us. When I say 'us', I'm guessing it's closer to say 'me'.

 

"Yuichi Shiro," The girl standing in front of me is dressed in our school's uniform.

 

"Alicia?" Yes. No matter how I look at the girl in front of me, she can only be the reaper I defeated before. What is she doing here?

 

"Y-you know her, Sempai?" Sakura stutters whilst her face is in a pre-tear like state. What's wrong, Sakura?

 

"A bit," I reply before turning back to Alicia, "Alicia, what are you doing here anyway?"

 

"I'm here because..." Alicia begins whilst looking down at the floor. She is wearing an expression that looks full of frustration. Why can't you tell me? Is it a secret?

 

Alicia then looks up after a few moments and stares straight into my eyes.

 

"I'm here because; I AM TO BE YOUR BRIDE!" Alicia shouts the last words, she must be really embarrassed, her face is the same colour as a tomato.

 

"EH~~~" Everyone exclaims together.

 

Wait, I have to marry Alicia? The girl I'm meeting for only the second time in my life. Being suddenly told that I have to marry someone I barely know. My thoughts on this, anyone can guess. There is only one answer I can give to this statement. The answer is obvious. I am sure that anyone in my current position would say exactly what I'm about to.

 

"Right, Yuna call up every member of our family and tell them the good news. Sakura, please arrange a date by getting in contact with the nearby church, make sure to get a price quote. Ren, you are in charge of the stag night. My only request is that there must be a stripper. NO- strippers!"

 

Yes, the obvious reaction. A one hundred percent enthusiastic acceptance. I'm only in high school and I've already got myself a wife. I truly am a sinfully-brilliant example of a man.

 

"Onii-chan,"

 

"Sempai..."

 

Yuna looks angry and Sakura upset. How many times is that today? Alicia looks at me in disbelief and shock. Why? I gave the obvious answer, why is she so surprised?

 

"Can I be the best man, Yuichi?" Ren asks me.

 

"Of course! Who else is better suited for that role than you, my best friend," I answer.

 

"Congratulations, Yuichi," Ren says with a smile whilst moving his hand up high.

 

*Pacha!* - We give each other a high five. You should hurry up and find yourself a girl too, Ren. As my best friend, you must obtain true happiness as well.

 

"Um, Yuichi Shiro," Alicia calls.

 

"Please, just call me 'Yuichi', honey~~" I reply back with my gorgeous smile.

 

"Then, Yuichi. Are you seriously okay with it?" She asks.

 

"I have no problem with it," I reply happily.

 

Alicia is looking at me. Her shock gradually increasing at a constant rate. What's wrong, having second thoughts?

 

"We barely know each other."

 

"That's no problem for me."

 

"We don't love each other,"

 

"That's no problem for me," I declare, "My theory is sex before marriage, love after."

 

Now everyone is looking at me in shock. Well, geniuses are never understood by common folk. But don't worry, I won't shun you for your shortcomings.

 

"My interest only lies in girls," Alicia confesses.

 

"THAT'S FABULOUS!" I cannot contain my voice from hearing Alicia's last comment. Both your rating and value in my book just keeps increasing. I've got myself one wonderful fiancé.

 

"My dream of having a threesome is within my grasp. Alicia, I shall support you every way I humanly can. But first, take this."

 

I hand Alicia a sheet of paper. Written on it, is a list of girls I would like to have in a threesome. All of them attend our school.

 

Alicia looks down at the floor again. The confession of being a lesbian must have been a heavy burden on her. Don't worry, Alicia. You and I will be able to experience a world that I thought would occur only in my wildest dreams. Thanks to you, and your sexual preferences, that is no longer the case. You have my eternal gratitude.

 

"I give up on trying to talk you out of it. Your 'talent' is on a whole other level," Alicia declares. It appears that it's not only Ren who recognises my greatness, thanks for the compliment. However, I cannot let Alicia drag herself down, immediate action is required.

 

"Don't sell yourself short, you're a very beautiful girl, Alicia. Although I'm a stallion among stallions, you don't have to feel inferior," I speak out my most kindest words to the crestfallen Alicia.

 

"Um, Yuichi," My best friend beckons whilst patting me on the shoulder.

 

"What is it, Ren?" I ask.

 

"I think the two of you are talking about two separate matters," He replies.

 

"Onii-chan!" Yuna glares at me angrily. Sorry Yuna, I didn't mean to ignore you whilst I was in my own blissful world. "I'm going to ask again, this time answer me. Who is this girl? And what is your relationship with her?"

 

"Yes, Sempai! I too want to know! Just who is she!?" Sakura chimes in, for some reason on odd occasions she can be really assertive.

 

"Sorry, I'll introduce you. Everyone, this is Alicia. Alicia, that is Ren Kirei, my best friend."

 

"Nice to meet you, Alicia-san," Ren gives a quick greeting.

 

"Yes, same here," Alicia replies whilst still looking glum.

 

"This is Sakura Kirei. Ren's little sister, and rank number two in the girl you want to call you 'Onii-chan' competition."

 

"Nice...to...meet...you," Sakura greets Alicia with a face full of contrasting emotions. The ones I can make out: shyness, determination, and is that hostility and jealousy, I see? No, must be my imagination.

 

"Um, yes. Please be kind to me, Sakura." Such a graceful greeting. Alicia, you can call yourself my wife with pride.

 

"And last but not least, this is my little sister, Yuna Shiro."

 

"Nice to meet you, Alicia-san, and my condolences."

 

"As his younger sister, you too must have it tough."

 

"You can say that again."

 

It looks like Yuna and Alicia hit it off well. I guess those who can relate to each other can become fast friends. But I have no idea what they're talking about, probably something only girls would understand.

 

"Okay Onii-chan, introductions over. Answer me my last question. What is your relationship?" Yuna questions once again.

 

"We're engaged. That should explain it all," I reply, Yuna looks at me like she wants to kill me. Why? I answered your question.

 

"Although, against my wishes," Alicia adds.

 

"Huh, what Alicia?" I ask in worry.

 

"It was my father that told me to do this, to keep my family's prestige," Alicia explains.

 

"Prestige?" I question.

 

Say what? Why does she need to marry me for her family's prestige?

 

"I told you before, that I'm from a prestigious family, right?"

 

"True, I remember you saying that."

 

"I also said I needed to keep a perfect record, didn't I?"

 

"Yes, I remember that as well."

 

Okay, I think I can see where this is going.

 

"And who was it that broke my perfect record? Plus the despicable method you chose makes it all the more humiliating. My humiliation, becomes my family's humiliation. So my father found a loop hole. A loop hole that will prevent it from spreading to my family."

 

"And that method, is for the two of us to get married, right?"

 

"That's right, there is no humiliation in a person of the Pandemonium family losing. If the person they lost to, is also part of the Pandemonium family."

Pandemonium, I guess that's her family name. So by having me marry into her family. It changes from her losing to Yuichi Shiro, a regular (yet beautiful) human. To losing to Yuichi Pandemonium, a member of the same household. Something like that I guess.

 

"Onii-chan, what is this about you humiliating Alicia-san!?"

 

"Sempai! Please give me an explanation!"

 

Wow! These two are at boiling point. All the bystanders are staring at us. Damn, don't draw so much negative attention to me will you.

 

"Yuichi, I'm truly jealous of you right now," Ren states whilst looking at me with a smile on his face.

 

"Jealous? Of this? Are you a masochist Ren?" I ask my friend.

 

"Yuichi, you truly are stupi... a genius," I appreciate the compliments, Ren. But even a genius sometimes requires assistance. So rather than praise me on the obvious, do you mind holding these two back before I'm killed.

 

"I'm going on ahead, Yuichi. We're classmates this year again, so I'll see you there!" Ren shouts as he runs towards the school as fast as his legs can carry him.

 

"REN YOU TRAITOR!"

 

"Tell me everything, Onii-chan. I'm all ears," Yuna is about to explode.

 

"Sempai..." Sakura says reservedly, but her eyes are serious.

 

Damn, I need another truck to drive past. I'm sure the Underworld is a lot less scarier than these two joining forces against me.