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33 Years Old Single Female Knight-Captain


Alt Names: alt 33 Sai Dokushin Onna Kishi Taichou.alt 33歳独身女騎士隊長。
Author: Amahara
Artist: Amahara
Genres: Comedy ComedyEcchi EcchiFantasy Fantasy
Type: Manga (Japanese)
Status: Ongoing
Description: Knights are gallant figures, defenders of kingdoms, noble souls who would sacrifice themselves for their king and should be looked up as examples for all society...

Or so they say.

In a strange world where seemingly men are scarce, women are hungry, but not for food, and one certain sword may be mightier than the p****, there is a brave captain-knight, respected by her peers and feared by her enemies.

But... she might not be what she seems to be.

PS: This manga almost no explicit images, although it has some very strong language.

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Not even in Japan. The breadth of a female hand is 2.8-3.2", so that's the size the grip should be.

Why the hell would you make a sword's grip with a length the exact width of the user's hand?
If you actually look at the art, you even see that it's longer than her cartoonishly large hand.

 

Not even in Japan. The breadth of a female hand is 2.8-3.2", so that's the size the grip should be. Including the "pommel", which let's assume is 50% of the lenght of the grip, that's 4.2-4.8". That is still way below the human average of 5.1-5.9". Half of that would classify as a micropenis.

 

Also, I want to thank Amahara na the Internet for making me calculate hilt and penis sizes on a sunday morning

But it could be a two-handed sword and thus have a longer grip. You know the old saying:

Spoiler

TL here.
The original term used is [一回り/hitomawari], so there is no official mention about how small is "one size" in japanese language.
In Japan this term is used more like "a little smaller", something like 1/10 of the actual size.

The cover used is from "Comic Ananga Ranga Vol.13", that contains chap 19 and 20, so that hilt size drawed is PROBABLY after that princess in chap6 said to make it "2 sizes" smaller.

Or maybe Amahara really needs to study more about other people's penises.

 

Wow, rude (towards a hentai artist)

 

More like study more about hilts, if we just look at how the hilt is drawn, well, it's almost the size of her head. So about 10" probably. Oddly thin though...

Just to complement your argument, that was reallly not a mistranslation or anything. And when the princess says "size", she really does not specify which type of size is that either, whether it was inches, centimeters or anything. Probably 2 sizes smaller is not half.

 

We also thought that it was weird for Amahara to make that joke when her sword's hilt was not really that big. But then again, it's a fantasy world where things really seem different from RL, so probably penises are different (and smaller) there.

 

Or maybe Amahara really needs to study more about other people's penises.

 

Was there any indication in the raws as to whether they were discussing those sizes in either girth or length?

 

And in BCS's research, was anything mentioned about curvature of the penile shaft or how that might affect the handling of a sword hilt modeled after it?

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Not even in Japan. The breadth of a female hand is 2.8-3.2", so that's the size the grip should be. Including the "pommel", which let's assume is 50% of the lenght of the grip, that's 4.2-4.8". That is still way below the human average of 5.1-5.9". Half of that would classify as a micropenis.

 

Also, I want to thank Amahara na the Internet for making me calculate hilt and penis sizes on a sunday morning

Just to complement your argument, that was reallly not a mistranslation or anything. And when the princess says "size", she really does not specify which type of size is that either, whether it was inches, centimeters or anything. Probably 2 sizes smaller is not half.

 

We also thought that it was weird for Amahara to make that joke when her sword's hilt was not really that big. But then again, it's a fantasy world where things really seem different from RL, so probably penises are different (and smaller) there.

 

Or maybe Amahara really needs to study more about other people's penises.



"Even two sizes smaller is bigger than the real thing".

 

Maybe in Japan it is! Get this woman some BWC or BBC.

 

Not even in Japan. The breadth of a female hand is 2.8-3.2", so that's the size the grip should be. Including the "pommel", which let's assume is 50% of the lenght of the grip, that's 4.2-4.8". That is still way below the human average of 5.1-5.9". Half of that would classify as a micropenis.

 

Also, I want to thank Amahara na the Internet for making me calculate hilt and penis sizes on a sunday morning

OMG, King Arthur, what have you done?!

Who knew Excalibur had an entirely different purpose altogether... public exhibition.

Captain Mail was just passing through Camelot, thought no one was around and stuck her sword into a rock for 'recreational' purposes.

 

Then some dumb druid called Merlin came along and some moron became king blah blah and now Captain Mail has lost both a sword and a tool.

OMG, King Arthur, what have you done?!

Who knew Excalibur had an entirely different purpose altogether... public exhibition.

I don't know whether I'm expecting a cameo from the MC of the doujins where men and women have swapped sexual libidos, the female timestop mage or both of them.

"Even two sizes smaller is bigger than the real thing".

 

Maybe in Japan it is! Get this woman some BWC or BBC.

Supposedly, shellfishes spend most of their time spreading their own semen across the ocean.

 

I didn't like that joke either, but we're supposed to translate whatever Amahara wrote, not rewrite the stuff.

It was an honest question, my line of thought was in something like Isekai no Shellfish: Wanker's crusade or something...

 

Thanks for the reply.

Thanks Deity Scans for the translation. This manga is definitely crude humor, but very funny. I'm hoping to see a lot more of this one.

 

Instant boyfriend meet assassin. Assassin meet instant boyfriend. Too funny.

Never change, Amahara. The world need your perverted works.

I think they need a tsukkomi male character

Can a shellfish wank?

Supposedly, shellfishes spend most of their time spreading their own semen across the ocean.

 

I didn't like that joke either, but we're supposed to translate whatever Amahara wrote, not rewrite the stuff.

Can a shellfish wank?

I made a minor mistake, gentlemen:

 

I typed "Silva" instead of "Silvia" at page 12, which is the name of the princess.

I'll fix that by the next release, but I'm not sure I should release a v3 just because of a single typo.

 

No problem, my friend.

 

Just go straight to the v27 before reposting the chapter and skip all of the inbetween versions.

 

~Ol' Pervy quickly ducks to avoid being hit by the rocks that ika-san has just thrown at me.~

I made a minor mistake, gentlemen:

 

I typed "Silva" instead of "Silvia" at page 12, which is the name of the princess.

I'll fix that by the next release, but I'm not sure I should release a v3 just because of a single typo.

I love pixiv artists. They are so inspiring.

FINALLY!  The TRUTH about the daily lives of medieval female soldiers is shown to the world!

 

(I always suspected that this was how it really was...)

 

I personally lost it at Mail's reaction to "Even two sizes smaller is bigger than the real thing."

im like 99% sure this author does hentai...


well you are right, he have a lot of H works on nhent4!.....
he even use the same pen name*

im like 99% sure this author does hentai...

The way they talk is hot.

Wow they really really want the D in this one


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